The time machine swizzles and beeps before coming to a complete halt. Yellowfang and Wikipedia tumble out, looking dazed.

The two cats look around. They are in an ancient wartorn town. People are scrambling everywhere.

Yellowfang: How about now?

Wikipedia: According go my calculations, we are in Ancient Greece.

Yellowfang: And...?

Wikipedia: Just wait a second.

The cars sit quietly for a second, just watching. Suddenly a man runs up, looking very exhausted.

"NIKE!" he yells, before collapsing.

Yellowfang: What in the name of StarClan was that?

Wikipedia: That was Phiedippides.

Yellowfang: Phiedippyfresh?

Wikipedia: Phiedippides.

Yellowfang: And I'm guessing for some odd reason Mr. Weird Name is important?

Wikipedia: Extremely.

Yellowfang: Please elaborate.

Wikipedia: He has just run sixty miles from Marathon to Athens to deliver the new that Greece has defeated the Persians. Nike is the Greek word for victory, so that explains that. He really isn't that special, he just has an awesome name that the author of this chapter is low key obsessed with.

Yellowfang: Cool, I guess. Let's go now.

Wikipedia: I don't see why not.

Yellowfang and Wikipedia get back in the time machine. It begins to fade, and then disappears completely.

This chapter was written by Sushi

I would like to apologize for the Gravity Falls reference I am complete and utter trash please forgive me