The time machine makes a weird buzzing sound before spitting Yellowfang out. She stands and finds herself in a strange place at night, with strong, salty winds and the distant shouts of British-sounding Twolegs.

Yellowfang: *screeches* AH! *thinks* What was his name again? Rastro? Atro? Oh! Astro. *shouts* ASTRO! WHAT DID YOUR STUPID TIME MACHINE DO TO ME?

Astro: *walks up from behind lamppost* You've gone back in time.

Yellowfang: Wha...? Wait, how did you even get here?

Astro: Lucky for you, I always have a spare time machine.

Yellowfang: Well that's great. Can you take us back to StarClan?

Astro: Sure- *turns around to see his time machine getting sucked into Yellowfang's defective one* Oh no, no, NO! *runs into the distance*

Yellowfang: So is that a no...? *crickets* I'll take that as a no.

Yellowfang proceeds to wander around aimlessly, not being seen by Twolegs because she was dead, and never lived in that time. She sees a body of water with several wooden ships on it and walks onto one of them.

Yellowfang: What is this? What's with all the yelling?

Colonists: No taxation without representation!

British Soldiers: Go away.

Colonists: No taxation without representation!

British Soldiers: Your chants are worthless to us.

Colonists: No taxation without representation!

British Soldiers: Please stop shouting.

Yellowfang: All this yelling is so annoying. I must shut these people up!

She walks into the base of the boat, finding some metal canons that just happened to be loaded. She trips accidentally onto the handle of one and it goes off, causing the ship to tilt sideways. The boxes of tea all slide down the slanted deck and into the ocean.

Yellowfang: *shrugs* Whoopsies.

Colonists: No taxation without representation!

British Soldiers: *facepalm and leave*

Yellowfang finds herself back at the spot where she showed up. Before she can blink, the time machine sucks her in again and send her into a spinning vortex of blue.

[Written by Feather, or Featherfrost_.]
{Rio edited like two words if that counts for anything :P}