guys this is a warning

there will be cussing as always

but

there will also be sexual talking and craps
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Lucy POV

pI opened my eyes and see sunshine, once again. I groan knowing that a certain idiot is lounging on my couch.

I sat up and got into my party outfit. i decided to skip school today to finish decorating the outside. Levy would be going to school stapling posters on the wall.

I stretched, then I slipped on a black skirt and a dark purple half shirt. I slipped on combat boots-what can go wrong with combat boots?!- and walked into the living room. Natsu wasn't on the couch, so i smirked and thought, he left with Levy!!!

"Hi Lucy."

I turn around and see natsu in an apron. the problem is once he turned around he was in his boxers. I sigh and look at the ground and say, "I see you made yourself at home."

He walked into the kitchen and I followed the scent. My jaw dropped at the sight. there was a huge stack of pancakes, about 10 lbs of eggs and chorizo, 30 biscuits, 2 packages of cooked bacon, a pot of gray, and finally a bowl of fruit.

"How did you make this?!"I asked. "And why so much?!"

He looked at me, flipping more bacon. "I eat a lot."

i rolled my eyes and got a plate. "i still need to decorate the pool."

Natsu looked at me, eyes wide. "you have a pool?"

"Well,yeah. Didn't you see it yesterday?"

"no.."
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*timeskip cuz im lazzzzzzzzy*

After i forced Natsu into cleaning up his mess, we went outside, and i got the ladder. I was aboutto climb it when my phone ringed.

i pulled it out and read the messages.

sting:so i heard you are having a party 2 nite
me:yeah i am
sting:could i come???>/////<
me:Yeah you can!!!
sting:okay i will be the first one
me:ok...
sting:what time:
me:8pm to 12 am
sting:ooh l8 i like it l8 (an/l8=late)
me:mk bai
sting:love ya
me:luv u 2

Then i shut off my phone and Natsu says, "Are you done?"

I nod and say,"yes i am. Now, i am going to put up some lanterns from the balcony. Look up my skirt, and you will be 10 feet under ground in 2 seconds,mkay?"

he nodded, and i began climbing up,a lantern in my mouth. I reached the balcony and i grabbed the bag of nails from inside my trusty companion, Bra. There was barely enough room but, hey, it fit.

"Did you just.."Natsu trailed off.

"get this from my bra?Yes. yes I did. Now gimme the hammer."

;that is just gros-"

"gimme the god damn hammer."I growled. natsu rolled his eyes and looking away handed me the hammer.
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*another time skip, brought to you by Bra*

I was done decorating the house, after a few hours, and then i put everything special away in my room. I wrote on a piece of paper,

Go in My room, and you will not see your next day.
-Lucy

I taped it on my door and i walked down stairs and flopped on the couch.Just a few more hours. I sit up and Natsu calls, "Lucy, wanna start setting up tables?"

I groan and i walk into my garage. I walk to the tables, and I carry them one by one outside by the pool area. I yell out as I feel hands curl around my waist. I prepare to attack when i hear, "Come on babe."

I smile and coo, "You are here."

"Well, i said i would be here early, did I not?"I turned towards him and he grinned. I smirked and i kissed him. "Alright Sting, help me with the rest of it!"I bounced off into the house, feeling Natsu's eyes on me.

Natsu POV

After We set up the food, we all chilled out. A few more hours and school would be out. I stand upa nd say, "Lucy, Ima go to Zeref and Happy."

I look at Sting real quick and he smirks.

stay by her side, and help her like you promised....

I smile and say, "Or they could wait."

then as if on cue, my phone buzzed.I walked out of the room and my phone kt buzzing. I looked at my text messages and seen spam.

Happy:GGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Happy:NATSU WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!!! U R SSING SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
Zeref:Happy quit the fucking spam or i will murder you
Happy:G
Happy:G
Happy:G
Happy:G
Happy:G
Happy:G
Happy:G
Happy:G
Happy:G
Happy:G
happy:G
Happy:G
Happy:G
Happy:G
Zeref:HAPPY STOP OR I WILL FUCKING SLIT UR THROAT
Happy:G
Me:HAPPY STFU I AM HELPING LUCY DECORATE HER PARTY
Happy:G
Zeref:Happy
Zeref:You
Zeref:Are
Zeref:not
happy:G
Zeref:Gonna
Happy:G
Zeref:live
Happy:G
Happy:G
Zeref:Another
Happy:G
Zeref:Fucking
Happy:G
HAppy:G
Happy:G
Zeref:DAY
ZEREF:I AM GOING OVER THERE RN AND U BETTA START RUNNING CUZ WHEN I GET THERE I WILL NEUTER YOU U FUCKING NEKO
me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Happy, RUN!!!!

I laugh and put my phone on vibration, and walked to Lucy and Sting. "It was just my brothers being the fuck heads they ar-Ew! Good god get a room!"I yelled. They were making out and I heard Lucy say to Sting, "Keep it in your pants."

I hit my head, trying to forget what i seen. I shuddered and said, "I need bleach."

Lucy stood up and socked on my arm.I winced and she said, "Grow a pair for pete's sake. It isn't like you don't do that yourself."

She walked into the kitchen and Sting smirks at me. "Soon enough tonight, I am gonna be banging her brains out."

I bark out a laugh and say, "Sure.Knowing her, she won't let you. Not after what happened to her."I crossed my arms.

Sting smirked at me even wider and said,"You know who saved her?"

"Me."he said,just at the same time that i said, "Zeref,Happy, and I."

His eyes widened and he said, "No! Quit lying! Rogue, Yukino and i saved her!"

i walked up to him and grabbed him by his shirt collar and slammed him on the wall. "I know you are lying to her."I growled.

He looked me in the eye and said,"She won't believe you."

I snarl and say, "She will when i give her every detail of that night."

"She never brings it up."

"You lie to her again,and I will kick your ass."I snarl.

Then I hear,"Woah, boys, Natsu, I didn't know you were gay."

I let go of Sting, letting him drop to the ground like a dead body and smiled at Lucy. "No i am not gay.Just threatening STing, thats all."

I walk past her, and say, "Hey, what are we gonna do, the next 8 hours?"
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Word count: 1167

I know it might not be as good as the other updates, but i will do better next time.

Also, i am sorry for not updating sooner ^.^

until next time