The Parody Part 7

This chapter will focus on Bad Warriors roleplays featuring Marysuepaw!

Alliances (It's called the Allegiances! I dislike it when people write "Alliances"!)

Partyclan (Just...capitalize...CLAN! And seriously? PARTYCLAN?!)

Leader:
Absentstar - pretty white Persian she-cat with ice blue eyes (everyone knows that the leader is always absent in the roleplay, so there might as well be no leader, but no one bothers to change the leader because StarClan forbid that the old leader does come back many years later and argues about it because they were at their fish's funeral!)

Deputy:
Marysuepaw - perfect in every way, the prettiest she-cat in the Clan so she doesn't need a description, every tom wants her and every she-cat wants to be her, she only got the role because no one else wanted to be deputy somehow (which never happens; everyone wants to be a deputy or leader or medicine cat)

Medicine Cat:
Mintleaf - the she-cat who doesn't know fox dung from holly berries, orders her apprentices around rudely, doesn't even heal the cats as the apprentices do that for her
Apprentice: Pondpaw, Yarrowpaw

Warriors:

Dedicatedwhisper - the only cat actually dedicated to the roleplay, usually a she-cat because not a lot of Warriors fans want to play as toms or something, is the only one really focused on the roleplay, tags everyone because no one else answers their comments, is a Hollyleaf of sorts (you'll see)
Apprentice: Stagpaw

Prettywish: the she-cat who wants to be a Clan queen, but makes it clear that one of the toms is her choice, does nothing but want kits
Apprentice: Gorsepaw

Tigertooth: the tom who is always looking for a fight with others or battles, is loved by the Prettywish kind of cats, wants to be leader or deputy and does anything to do so
Apprentice: Mousepaw

Apprentices:

Pondpaw - the she-cat who tries to know every herb, but fails dramatically

Yarrowpaw: the she-cat that is the best at knowing the right herbs

Stagpaw - the tom who doesn't know how to be a good apprentice and calls Clan meetings all the time without being called out by the leader because the leader is never around, but gets called out by the deputy, and the deputy goes to the leader, but because the leader is never on, there is no punishment

Gorsepaw: the tom that actually knows what they are doing and orders other cats around

Mousepaw: the quiet tom that everyone forgets about

Queens:

Prettywish will be here

Elders:

No one wants to be an elder because it's apparently boring

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Rank Ceremony

Plz put your ceremonies here so the leader can do them even tho the leader is never around to do it

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Camp

OMG STAHP FLOODING THE COMMENTS! I can't find out what happened to Prettywish! D:

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Moon(suffix here)

No one even goes here and if they do, they never follow through with prophecies or they tell what they saw

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Badger/fox/dog/wolf/bear/raccoon/horse/cow/sheep attack

The cats end up taking days or one minute to kill the animal or drive it off.


Yeah, that's about it...but then the end of the roleplay is this:

SORRY GUYS I'M REMOVING THE ROLEPLAY THX FOR ROLEPLAYING, BUT IT'S OVER SO....BAI!

And that would be the end of the roleplay.

Until next parody!

-Leopardclaw

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