Note: This chapter is a satire (parody) of the many terribly-written Warriors fanfictions on the Internet and is not meant to be taken seriously as my best writing of a Warriors fanfiction.

Sorry to make you wait, but here is the fifth part of A Bad Warriors Fanfiction.

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"Where's the Allegiances?" a cat asked the author.

Star clan!

Wut? Said a cat

It's Leaf bare! Said another cat

Frozenstar! Said marysuepaw

Diamond leap? Asked strong paw

poppyFrost... Uttered some weird cat from nowhere in particular

TawnyPelt!!!! Yelled, not yowled, a cat that was annoyed

honeyfern! Growled someone

Honey fern asked Marysuepaw if she wanted to go and see holly leaf about things, but then somewhere, someone yelled something

FireStar! I said.

Wut? Asked marysuepaw again

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This is the laziest chapter I ever did; I'm sorry!