It was a normal day in Orlando, Florida.

Sunny day, birds chirping and the tempature like always is a pain to deal with.

We cut a school that had the initials "Hololive High", inside we zoom into a classroom, we see students of various kind sitting on their seats, then we see the teacher who is a male cat demihuman, he fake coughs to catches the class' attention.

Teacher: Good morning class, today I would love to say that we have a new student joining us today from now on.

Then the door opened and inside the classroom came in a male student. He was fair skinned, brown eyes and messy brown hair with a small black streak of hair dye on the left side. He wore a black Slipknot T-shirt with a goat's head on it, black ripped jeans, white and red sneakers, on his right wrist he wore a silver bracelet.

He mostly sported a rather indifferent look as he faced his classmates.

Teacher: Class this is Zlatan, not only is he new here he's also Croatian-

Zlatan: Half. Croatian.

Teacher: My apologies, so do you have anything to say to your new classmates?

Zlatan: Ya sorry teach I got no words, now where can I sit?

Girl: Is he a human?

Boy: Why is he wearing a bracelet, like a girl?

Boy 2: GO BACK TO RUSSIA!!

Boy 3: I wanna go home.

Zlatan: *eyeroll* Wow, real original fellas, next time approach me with something more creative.

Boy 2: Can someone translate what he said? I don't speak Putin.

Zlatan: Awww. Sorry, I don't speak school shooting pal.

This shocked everyone. Zlatan had more to say.

Zlatan: Trust me, you geeks aren't my first rodeo, I eat smartasses like you for breakfast so if anything, you're all not funny nor special as how you think yourselves to be. If I were you I'd shut up and mind your own business, unless any of you wanna talk it out, especially you boy. *leans to the male student* Kapeesh?

The male weasel demihuman student was stunned at Zlatan's response, completely shutting him down. Zlatan pulled away and looked at the teacher who too was surprised before responding.

Teacher: Ok class settle down, Zlatan you may sit down next to Larry over there.

He pointed at the direction at a goblin student sitting all on his own. Zlatan walked passed most of the students who were whispering amongst themselves about the new arrival.

Zlatan then sat next to Larry, who was a green skinned goblin with a below average height, yellow eyes with black pupils, short black hair and was wearing the school uniform.

Larry: Heya Zlatan, name's Larry.

Zlatan: Cool.

Larry: So cool of you to shut Daniel like that. Not even a minute and you went off on him.

Zlatan: K, no need to dickride me for putting off a geek.

Larry: Sheesh, feisty much?

Zlatan rolled his eyes before crossing his arms as the teacher pulled out a book.

Teacher: Ok class open your books to page 77, today we'll be learning about the American independence.

Larry lightly nudged Zlatan's shoulder.

Larry: Psst, do you have your own book with you? I kinda forgot mine at home.

Zlatan checked his back and gave the goblin his own history book.

Zlatan: Here.

Larry: Thanks bud, you're a lifesaver.

Zlatan just nodded, Larry smiled and tried to be friendly with his new classmate.

Larry: So, where is Croatia exactly? I'm not that familiar with Geography?

Zlatan: Europe.

Larry: Cool, so you're part from there.

Zlatan: Yeah, and what's a goblin like you doing here? Back in Croatia most of your kind are thieves and robbers.

Larry: Racist stereotype but I'll let it slide since you're a newbie.

Zlatan: Thanks. So what do you plan on becoming when you finish this shithole?

Larry: Me? I plan on being a lawyer. You?

Zlatan: I dunno, haven't thought about much of it in the future nor do I give a shit.

Larry: Aww come on buddy, I'm sure you'll get there eventually. Say wanna be friends? I'm not like one of the more popular guys here in school, cause goblins like me are always demoralized.

Zlatan: Whatever floats your boat, I don't care.

Larry smiled as he quietly squealed to himself.

Larry: Thankyouthankyouthankyou-

Zlatan shuts his mouth up with his hand.

Zlatan: Zip it Harry-Houdini, before I shove your ears up your ass. I wanna feel peace and quiet as I adjust to this classroom. *pulls hand away*

Larry: *nods* Oh my bad Zlatan, of course.

With Larry shutting up, Zlatan finally exhaled and found peace and quiet as all he could hear was the teacher's rambling about American history.

Zlatan put his head on his fist as he yawned to himself, feeling bored.

But he could notice something was watching him, he looked around to see a girl with orange and green hair staring at him, once she saw he noticed she quickly pulled up a book to cover her face.

Zlatan just rolled his eyes in annoyance before looking back as he was still in an indifferent mood.

Then he thought of something and smiled, he looked at Larry.

Zlatan: *whispered* Up for a prank?

Larry: Oooh, what'cha got in mind?

As the teacher was talking and lecturing about history, he turned around and began writing on the chalkboard for further details.

Then a paper plan flew and hit him in the back of the head, the teacher turned around grabbed the paper and unfolded it to reveal a message.

"Your breath smells like tuna

-Daniel"

The teacher huffed his breath and smelled it, then he angrily turned at Daniel.

Teacher: So my breath smells like tuna huh?

Daniel: I never wrote that, I swear.

Teacher: Principal's office. Now.

Daniel sighed and got up to leave as the others watched on.

Zlatan and Larry were quietly having a laugh.

Larry: Nice job.

Zlatan: Oh we're not done yet. That was just drawing first blood, I got more surprises in store coming his way.

Larry: Oh? You want more? Is it cause he called you Russian?

Zlatan: That, and cause he sounds very annoying. I think Daniel needs to be taught a lesson, Larry. Ya with me?

Larry: Hmm...fuck it, I'm in. He once flushed my math homework down the toilet, time for some payback.

And with that the two agreed to team up.

Eventually class ended and recess began.

We see Daniel who was out from the principal's office and was walking down the hall passed many students checking their lockers.

Once he made it to his own locker he started to open it but then he heard someone bumping on it.

He looked to see Zlatan.

Zlatan: Hello there.

Daniel: Oh, what do you want?

Zlatan: What? Can't a guy greet his fellow classmate, after all we're stuck here together in the same for the next 4 years so we gotta suck it up man.

Daniel: Right.

Zlatan: Listen, I got something you might like to hear.

Daniel: Yeah?

Zlatan: That girl over there said she had a crush on you.

He pointed at a direction as Daniel looked over to see a demihuman possum girl with black hair talking with someone.

Daniel: Oh? Well she's kinda cute looking. You say she has a crush on me?

Zlatan: Yup, came here to give you a heads up and some encouragement.

Daniel: Thanks, in fact I'll go try and rizz her up.

He walked off, as Zlatan had an evil smirk on his face.

As Daniel approached the possum girl and tried to talk her, once he got close, Larry appeared and passed the male and quickly slapped the possum girl's butt.

The girl turned around and saw Daniel.

Daniel: Uh it wasn't-

He was cut off as the girl uppercutted Daniel and sent him crashing and hanging on the ceiling.

Zlatan laughed it off, Larry came to him and the two high fived.

Larry: How did I do?

Zlatan: You did good. You know, maybe you're not so bad after all.

Larry: Hehe thanks friend.

Recess ended as the bell rang.

Zlatan: Is recess always short here?

Larry: Only 3-4 minutes.

Zlatan: Huh, back in Croatia when I was in middle school it would last around 5 minutes, but hey not much of a difference.

Larry: Come on let's get to class before we get our asses grilled.

Zlatan: What why?

Larry: Next we have biology, and the teacher is super strict.

Zlatan: *sarcastic* Ooooh, scary. Honestly I faced a lot worse.

Larry: If you say so, come on let's go.

Larry walked off first, Zlatan followed behind with his hands on his pocket who wasn't interested in attending class.

Zlatan: Sometimes I wonder why we're here in the first place, they don't teach us shit to begin with....

Scene changed to the two in biology class with the rest of their classmates.

Larry was reading a biology book whilst Zlatan was just chewing small pieces of paper and made spitballs. He pulled out a straw he had and began shooting other classmates in the hair.

Some were triggered. Some were annoyed but shrugged it off.

Zlatan then moved to one of his targets, which was a a girl blonde hair as she was talking to a girl with white hair and blue streaks.

Zlatan smirked before firing 2 spitballs at the blonde haired girls' hair, she felt the contact and pulled out the spitballs in disgust.

She looked over to see Zlatan who lowered his straw and glanced at the girl with a smirk before playfully winking.

The girl smirked back and took it personally. She got up from her seat and walked up to Zlatan and Larry.

???: So wise guy, think it's funny to cover my hair in spitballs.

Zlatan: Eyup~.

???: Ha ha, very funny. Listen you may be new in our class but-

Zlatan: I don't think we met, I'm Zlatan, what's your name Goldilocks?

The girl would have a small blush as she rolled her eyes before giving out an answer.

Amelia: Amelia. Amelia Watson.

Amelia Watson

Zlatan: Hmm...Smellya What?

Amelia: What-Amelia Watson.

Zlatan: *smirk* Swallow Patson?

Amelia: *annoyed* AMELIA. WATSON!

Zlatan: Analia Simpson?

Amelia: Amelia Watson you dickhead!

Zlatan: *chuckled* Relax, I got the name, no need to get your taco in a twist baby.

Amelia: Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?

Zlatan: Whatever fits the bill more for you.

Amelia: Ugh, you're such snob.

Zlatan: Heard far worse toots.

Amelia: Whatever, jerk.

She turned around and walked away, annoyed by Zlatan's brash behavior.

Larry puts down his book and looked at Zlatan.

Larry: She was ANGRY!

Zlatan: You should've seen the look on her face, her cheeks were as red as that ribbon she had on her chest.

Larry chuckled.

Larry: This is your first day, need I remind you.

Zlatan: First day, with zero regrets.

Meanwhile Amelia sat down her chair and just glared at Zlatan who was chit chatting with Larry, presumably making fun of the situation that transpired.

???: Seems like they're having a laugh.

Amelia: Oh shut it Gura!

She turned to Gura with a straight look.

Gura Gawr

Amelia: He's just a stuck up jerk.

Gura: He may be new but he has guts, he made enemies REALLY quickly. *giggled*

Amelia: True, I mean he's the one that got Daniel to get sent to the principal's office.

Gura: Shhh keep quiet or we might be next.

Amelia: Aww, what are you? Scared? I mean other than the goblin he has no friends at the moment. And judging by how he acts he wouldn't last a week here without getting expell-

Another spitball hits her in the hair.

Zlatan: Couldn't resist, in my defense your voice is just too hard not to ignore! *laughs*

Amelia breathed in and breathed out trying not to lash out as Gura just giggled.

The scene changed to cafeteria. We see Amelia and Gura who have gathered in one table with other three girls.

Amelia: And he fired another one at me.

Gura: In short summary, Ame here she skill issues.

The other girls in question laughed it off as Amelia rolled her eyes.

Calliope Mori

Kiara Takanashi

Ina'Nis Ninomae

Amelia: Oh yeah how would you like it if you were in my shoes?

Calli: Eh, I rather not get roped in the mess you got yourself into. Just ignore him, if he's a bully then that shows how much of a jackass he is.

Amelia: Oh no doubt about Calli.

Ina had a small smirk on her face as she was sketching on a small notepad with a pencil.

Kiara took notice and looked over to see Zlatan firing spitballs at Amelia who was red and fuming with anger, the phoenix giggled.

Calli: Hey is that guy?

All 5 of them looked over to see Zlatan and Larry who were talking to each other about something as they had lunch.

Amelia: Yeah that's him, with the cringe Slipknot shirt and the dyed hair. I'm surprised he's not on his headphones all day.

Calli: Gonna have to disagree with you there Ame, Slipknot is a very good band.

Gura: Of course our group's musical genius would defend that.

Calli: Oh shut up Gura.

Kiara looked over at the table where Zlatan was sitting on, she couldn't help but feel giddy about it.

Kiara: You say he fired spitballs at you and mispronounced your name a bunch of times huh?

Amelia: Umm yeah?

Kiara: *giggled* I wouldn't call it bullying if he was trying to be funny.

Ina: What do you mean by that?

Kiara: A real bully would threaten people physically. Did he try that on you?

Amelia: No.

Kiara: There you go, he's not a bully, he's just bored.

Amelia: You're weird-

Another spitball lands on Amelia's hair, she begins to fume as they turned to see Zlatan laughing as Larry had the straw meaning he was the one to fire.

Amelia: KNOCK IT OFF!!

Calli sighed before she got up.

Gura: Where are you going?

Calli: Don't worry about it.

She then began walking over to Zlatan and Larry's table, the goblin however was sweating in fear.

Larry: Crap, it's Calli. You're on your own Zlatan.

He dipped, Zlatan looked confused yet unamused. He then turned around to the sound of Calli slamming her hand on the table.

Calli: So...new guy right?

Zlatan: Calli right? Name's Zlatan, lemme guess annoyed I'm picking on your friend over there?

Calli: Well more like she's annoyed and I'm stepping in to ease the situations.

Zlatan: Oh, I was more leaning to the fact she convinced you to tell me to stop, but that works too.

Calli: Eitherway, mind toning down? I know it's your first day but I saw how you framed that kid and now picking on Ame, you trying to speedrun getting expelled or something?

Zlatan: Mayhaps, not like I care that much

Calli: *raised a brow* Wow...

Zlatan: So, you human like me?

Calli chuckled shaking her head before sitting down the opposite direction of him.

Calli: Nah, I'm death.

Zlatan: Nice joke.

Calli: I'm serious.

Zlatan: Well I'm not making any punch lines either, I've heard that one line a lot of times in my life.

Calli: I'm death and I don't mean metaphorically, theoretically or poetically. I'm death, straight up.

Zlatan: Cool, how long did it take you to come up with that line? Sounded so corny.

Calli: *eyeroll* Fine we'll play it your way. If I'm not death then how do you explain this?

She magically spawned scythe next to her. The other girls reacted to her.

Gura: Oh my god, do you think he pissed her off?

Amelia: I bet, come on Calli shred him.

Kiara: Things are gonna get violent. She better not hurt him.

Ina smirkingly looked at Kiara after she said that.

Zlatan: Nice scythe.

Calli: Spare me the thank you bullshit.

Zlatan: Ok, now I'm sorta convinced. Doesn't mean I'm scared.

Calli: Oh yeah, you should be since you got the grim reaper talking to you now?

Zlatan: It you're a grim reaper why aren't you all bones?

Calli: Not all reapers are the same pal.

Zlatan: Who knew death could be so cold yet so hot at the same time.

The line made Calli blush mildly and quickly turned around and looked rather annoyed.

Calli: Wow how original.

Zlatan: Sarcasm, turn for many but not me, but not for me Mrs Reaper.

Calli: Now I see why Ame doesn't like you.

Zlatan: Go figure.

The bell rang.

Zlatan: Saved by the bell it seems.

Calli: Oh you're lucky this isn't a boxing match bucko.

Zlatan got up and playfully stuck out his tongue to Calli before leaving, the reaper herself rolled her eyes in annoyance. The others went to her.

Kiara: So how did it go?

Calli: Annoying yet ballsy, I'll give him credit for not being intimidated by me.

Ina: Well that's a first.

Amelia: Still you should've just shredded him.

Kiara: Hey hey cut the guy some slack, he's still new, in time he might calm down.

Gura: Why you always openly defending him?

Kiara: I'm not! I'm just saying we have to be more rational girls.

Calli: Fair. Come on let's get to class before the math teacher gets up on our asses.

They would get up and move to their next class, which is math.

The End.

OK guys, this is my new book that I had in mind to do recently after scrolling and messing with Character.AI which gave me a good idea.

Now to all those that have sticked with my account for a while, you know I did Hololive fanfics before and then I said I was done. Well let's just say the rule itself is now broken, leading me to write this fanfic.

Updates might be slow since college is around the horizon but nonetheless I do hope y'all stick around for my latest installment.

Peace out!