Hello! So to start off all of the random parts are true. They happened in my 6th period Workshop (Tech-Ed) class. Enjoy!

The speeder

"Anakin, who did you steal the speeder from?" The voice rang out crystal clear. Anakin turned to face Obi-Wan. It was at the base on christophsis, and everyone there became quiet. "Hi Master..." Anakin's voice sounded like he was guilty. "Again Anakin, who did you steal the speeder from?" "Umm... George Washington?" Obi-Wan looked amused while everyone else snickered. "Anakin, do you take me for a fool? We both know the creation of speeders where nowhere close to the time of George Washington."

Boring class

"Now Doug, can you tell me this measurement?" The teacher asked. Kai's head gently rested on the palm of her hand. Four inches and three fourths, she thought. She was bored. The republic had sent her and a bunch of other non-clone mechanics to a kriffin mechanics class for 3 weeks. The stuff covered in the class she had learned when she was five years old. Doug, a mechanic in training, told the teacher "I can't see" the teacher said "Then come up here". Doug got up and walked all the way up to the front of the board. "The measurement is one hundred- thirty two inches and three fourths" then he turned to walk back, everybody burst out laughing. The teacher stopped him. "Are you sure?" Doug turned around and his eyes flickered to the board. "I mean four and three fourths" he explained. Everybody still laughed. "I can count!" Doug protested. "See one, two, three, potatoe. Four! I mean four!" Everybody went into another round of laughter. One more week left, maybe this won't be so bad... Kai thought

Chicken curry and rice smell

The 212th and 501st lined up in the resolute to have the daily mid-day meal. "Your shirt smells like chicken curry and rice." Waxer turned to find a 501st shinie, or a rookie. "It does not" he replied. "It does!" The shinie protested, smelling the shirt. Waxer smelled his shirt, "It smells like clothes" he told. "It smells like chicken curry and rice!" The shinie again protested. "Well maybe your cook's chicken curry and rice smells like clothes" Waxer replied. The shinie then stopped to chat with another shinie by the looks of it. The shinies now, I swear... Waxer thought.

Now on with the rules!

16.) If your last name is either Skywalker, Kenobi, or Revere stop getting hurt after every mission. At least one of you get hurt every mission. We're sick of it - The medics

Anakin, Obi-Wan, Kai: We can't help it!

17.) Do not anger Kai during the third week of every standard month and Ahsoka during the fifth week of every standard month. And no you may not ask why.

18.) Fives and Kai, we all know you two are very close. But that doesn't mean be partners in mischief or pranks as well.

Rex: Next time you do guess who will be scrubbing the whole Resolute with a toothbrush.

Kai: Fives?

Fives: Hey!!!

Kai: Is for horses

19.)Again, whoever is supplying the snippers with paintball guns stop! It hurts a lot when you get shot, even with armor, and just think of poor Jesse.

Snipers: But it's fun!

20.) Clones, stop telling shinies that Kix will eat your soul. Shinies, he will not.

Random clone: You know I always thought that doctors were supposed to be gentle, kind and nice. But Kix is none of those things.

Kai: Dear Random Clone, Kix is not a doctor, he is a battlefield medic. Trust me on this one, there is a difference.

So that's a wrap for this chapter and have a good weekend! Any reviews will be very appreciated and until next time!

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