J3sm6n7 asked: What're your opinions of the other guards? Which ones your favorite?

Let's see...
Vincent is a psychotic a-asshole who messes with me all the time.
Fritz is k-kinda weird and h-he smells like ham.
Scotts alright. He c-can be annoying.
Mike can b-be an asshole sometimes but he's cool.
My favorite guard would have to be Mike.
(Big surprise there)