"119, do you need police, ambulance or fire?" The 119 operator asks 

"Police… but it's not an emergency…" the man hesitates "..uhm.. you see … just now two police officers were at my door … is there any way I could have their names, please?" 

"..what's wrong?" The operator was concerned, did the police harm them?

"..asking to keep the noise down…" the man on the other end slurred ".. the cutest officer I have ever seen...it's not everyday that a good looking guy comes to your door" the operator could hear a man screaming in the background - yah! I'm world wide handsome and you see me everyday "....can you ask them to come back here?"

"You need us to come back there?" The operator was confused

"Oh! I would like that very much. Yeah!" The man exclaims 

"What do you need the police for?" The operator asks again

"I...uhm… have an emergency…I'll think of something… he's cute"

"Uhm .." the operator didn't know how to respond to that

The man continues "... would you tell them to come back. Could you?"

"Okay, what is the reason?" The operator asks 

"...my cat got stuck in a tree,  no... that's the fire department … uhm… no… say the music was so loud …"

"You want to talk about the noise complaint?" The operator asks 

"Exactly" the man affirms

"And who is having this loud noise?"

"Oh! That would be me"

"And what do you want the officers to do?" The operator asks

"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you okay? The officer was cute and I would like to meet him again and I don't know how to go about it without making this call… I know this is not in any form an emergency …. But if you could give them my phone number and ask them to come back here, it would be awesome" the man was desperate 

"I will give them the message to call you" the operator chuckles 

"Thank you. Bye" the man cuts the call