A\N so if you didn't go check the tumblr post it stated that Patton does baby sitting videos on his channel. Virgil, Remus, and Devon attempting too baby sit for Patton sounds hilarious. Also you probably figured this out but Devon is Deceit.   

"Quick announcement before we start the video! This will be the last baby sitting video on my channel. After today they will be uploaded on The Mind Palace and they will probably look a little different because of our lovely editors Joan and Talyn!" Patton said into the camera. "One last thing I had some people commenting that this was staged. It's not! This is 100% real! I know it's unbelievable but we don't play anything up in front of the camera!" Patton added. "Anyway that's enough staling. Let's get into the video!" Patton said before a well edited transition to his living room. "Promise too take good care of him! Ok?" Patton said in a dress and heels. "I know dad, he'll be fine." Virgil said. "Yeah, it's not like you've told us a million times" Devon added. "Patton come on." Could be heard from outside. "Well I'm off I guess, and remember try to get him to sleep before 8:30 ok?" Patton said walking out the door. "Bye Popstar!" Virgil said as he closed the door. "Hey guys, where's Thomas." Remus said from behind them. "Oh shit, WHERES THE FUCKING BABY!?!?!?" Virgil said in a panic. "ITS NOT EVEN BEEN A MINUTE AND WE LOST THE BABY?!?!?!" Devon yelled before dropped the camera. When the video picked up (is that how your supposed too word that?) with Remus alone with Thomas. "Ok guys Virge and Devon left to get pizza because the only two delivery places are closed so I'm alone with Thomas!"
Cut too Virgil driving Devon in the passenger seat with the pizzas with P!ATD and MCR in the background. It was peaceful if only for a second. "SHIT WE LEFT THOMAS WITH THE CRACK HEAD!" Devon yells make Virgil scream out. Cuts back to Remus. "I don't think they new what they were doing. Anyway I'm gonna try to warm up milk for Thomas and find the baby food! I'm also gonna raid Patton's fridge for a shit ton of sugar. I know he hides it somewhere!" Cut back too Devon and Virgil rushing inside the house to find Remus jumping up and down washing a baby spoon as unscathed and clean Thomas played. At closer inspection it looked like Remus was in a explosion. "What happened?"

With Patton and Logan...

"I hope you know you left your baby with a crackhead, a pathological liar and a hyper emo." Logan said as they finish there ice cream about to go home. "Oh I'm sure there fine!"

With the dark squad tm...

"WE HAVE 40 MINUTES TO MAKE IF LOOK LIKE WE HAD TONIGHT UNDER CONTROL! DEVVON WACHT THOMAS, I'LL CLEAN, AND REMUS TAKE A SHOWER AND DONT RAID THE BATHROOM FOR DEODORANT WHILE YOUR IN THERE YOU CRACKHEAD!"

With lo and Pat...

"Yes I'm sure it's fine. I don't know what I was worry about."

With the dark squad tm...

"AHHHHHHHH!"

It then transitions to Patton's Outro  as the video ended.

Well that was a chapter. See y'all next time cowboy cowgirls and cownon-binary pals! YEE HAW!

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