*When your girlfriend is too worried to pay any attention*

Oaktail: Hey, Pel-

Pelco: Sorry, not now. Maybe later.

*Later*

Oaktail: Pelco-

Pelco: Sorry, I can't.

*Even later*

Oaktail: Help, help! My hair's on fire!

Pelco: Good, you don't ahve any hair.

Oaktail ...