Webs *reading* The Ant And The Grasshopper from Aesop's fables

*Everyone groans*

Webs: Come on, students!
This is a story of great moral!

Junco: Then get on with it!

Webs: Good! I'd knew you'd see to reason!

Webs *reading* The Grasshopper walked outside and seeing The Ant hard at work said, "Hoy hoo! Why do you work so? It's spring, time for dancing and laughing!

The Ant said , "Laugh and dance all you want; winter's coming and I must prepare. I'd advise you start preparing too, or you'll be sorry.

But The Grasshopper didn't listen.

Webs: And here comes my favorite part.

Webs: The Grasshopper got into his car and The Ant got stepped on.

*The whole class dies of laughter*

Webs: What?! That's not right!