"Dude, where the fuck are we?"

"I don't fucking know, it's so dark in here."

"Well no shit, the author hasn't fucking written anything in yet."

"Who the fuck is the author?" Patrick asks, finally able to see the bright white room around him and Gerard standing in front of him.

"Well, you know... the guy that writes us in and put us in situations we'll never be in..." Gerard shrugs.

Patrick frowns, "Can we meet him?"

"Probably not," Gerard replies, "That would be breaking the fourth wall and—"

"Hey there, faggots!" I yell, popping into the room with my magical author powers.

"Where the fuck did you come from?" Patrick yelps, jumping back into Gerard's arms.

I shrug, "The fourth wall. Anywhore, this is the end of this book. The last Oneshot will be up in about a month or so. I'm expecting it to be over 40,000 words in length which is a lot for a Oneshot. It'll be published on AO3 as well. I'll let you know when it's up."

I turn to Gerard and Patrick, "As for you two... well you're gonna have sex."

Patrick's eyes widen as his pants grow extremely tight and soon enough so is Gerard's.

"I'll talk to you later!" I say, grabbing my bags, "BEAM ME UP SCOTTY."

"AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!" Pete calls back.

"I CANT HEAR HUEHUEHUE!"

"AYE AYE CAPT'N!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!"

What the fuck is this