Nominated by @000goz, I am here to do the challenge.

I stood there, gun in my hand. Nobody will know I have killed my boyfriend. He was a player, and he tried to kill me first. Not so fast... The cops came.
"Officer... I can explain!" I yelled.
He sighed, taking out a baseball bat. "Guns, blood, dead boy. We all know where this is going."
"Haha, not so fast."

That was not as good, but hey! I tried. I nominate:
Bengalthefierce
@2015bookworm
@Belectricpopcorn

AND DON'T JUDGE MY COVER