Author: Hey... WAKE THE FUCK UP! 

*insert stock sound effect of a colliding kick* 

(Y/N): OW! Where the fuck am I? 

Author: You're here, stupid. 

*points at a blank page of a computer screen* 

(Y/N): Oh, we're here again? Man, I remember being a father of how many fucking kids and... Wait a minute, where the hell were you, you fucking deadbeat author?!

*Author dodges a punch from you* 

Author: Calm down, son. It's not that long... 

(Y/N): Yes it is! It's been FOUR months since you updated ANYTHING! Plus, where's that new chapter of My Time Has Passed and Only Male Hero?!

Author: Oh, uh... I'm working on it... 

(Y/N): Working on it. For four damn months... How many words have you typed on the first one? 

Author: Um. 19k words...

(Y/N): 19K?! What is this? A fucking episode!? Remember the last time you wrote that many sentences?! 

Author: Rather not talk about it. 

(Y/N): What? Cat's got your tongue? 

Author: No, you're here today because I'm actually doing something. 

(Y/N): ...You're kidding, right? 

Author: Nope, 100% facts. 

(Y/N): Well, what is it? 

Author: You're killing Endeavor again. 

(Y/N): A- Wha- ... Fair enough. 

Author: Right, let's get started... 

>>>

(Y/N): So... What are we doing this time? 

Author: Well, we are going to kill Endeavor, bit there's a catch. 

(Y/N): What catch? 

Author: You will kill him more than once. 

(Y/N): YES. 

Author: And you get to pick the methods this time

(Y/N): YES YES. 

Author: And you get to do how many deaths he'll have this session.

(Y/N): YES YES YES! YES!!!

Author: Calm your tits, boy. You get to pick from Pandora's Box this time. 

*hands over Pandora's Box to (Y/N)* 

(Y/N): H O O B O Y. 

*opens the box* 

(Y/N): ... Holy shit. How many people want Endeavor dead? Almost all of the suggestions are... oddly specific. 

Author: They really want him dead. So choose how many you're picking and pick the suggestions. 

(Y/N): Alright, let's see. I pick... ReactedClown, and NSTOV02's

Author: I see... Well, off we go then! 

*snaps fingers and disappears off to hell or something* 

Death #2 (Suggested by ReactedClown): Izuku Midoriya yeets Endeavor out into space

Izuku: *sigh* Man, I'm so bored now that All Might's... 

Izuku looks at a mutilated All Might. His limbs scattered through the cold streets of Musutafu and his head crushed like a watermelon. Leaving only his half-transformed to lay lifelessly as evidence of his misdeeds. 

Izuku: I need to clean up this mess as soon as possible.

???: Holy shit, Izuku actually killed All Might? 

Izuku turns to the voice and saw (Y/N) looking at him and All Might's mutilated corpse. 

Izuku: Oops, somebody witness my heinous crimes! I guess I have to get rid of you now. 

Before, Izuku tried to cleave (Y/N)'s head off with his fist. (Y/N) stopped him by raising his hand up. 

(Y/N): Woah there. I'm not here to report you to the authorities. 

(Y/N) begins to walk to where Izuku is. 

Izuku: Oh ho! You dare approach me when the Symbol of Peace is dead in front of you? 

(Y/N): I don't care about his dead ass. I'm here to give you a job. 

Izuku: Oh? What will you pay me in exchange for this "job"?

(Y/N): I don't have to pay you when you're being paid in blood and satisfaction. 

Izuku's eyebrows raised at those words.

Izuku: Spit it. You got my interest. 

(Y/N) smiles and leans on the lifeless walls of the alley. 

(Y/N): Good... Now listen... 

<Ten minutes Later> 

Izuku: I wish you were here sooner. I haven't thought of Y E E T I N G Endeavor until you said it. Finally, now I have an interesting way to kill him. 

(Y/N): By the way, you don't have to scout around his house anymore. I already know the ins and outs of it. 

Izuku: Well... I guess you aren't just a client with a wish. You are pretty willing to make it happen. 

(Y/N): If anything, I hate Endeavor like every other people. I have my reasons, you have yours. Sounds right, doesn't it? 

Izuku looks at him for a moment, then chuckles lightly. 

Izuku: You're right, buddy. Everyone has their reasons why they hate him. Well, what're we waiting for? Let's go and make ourselves a living napalm bomb. 

(Y/N): You got that, right. Let's go! 

<More Minutes Pass By> 

Izuku and (Y/N) arrives at the Todoroki Prefecture. A classic Japanese home with no life breathing its way. 

Izuku: It looks so... barren. 

(Y/N): Endeavor doesn't really care about the state of his home. Shame. It used to look like an actual home once. 

Izuku: Eh, it don't matter to me much unless we get that son of a bitch down. Lead the way to our big, red target. 

(Y/N): Got it. Just stay low and we're good. 

Izuku and (Y/N) begins to infiltrate Endeavor's classic Japanese house with ease until they stumble upon Endeavor's maddened face. 

Endeavor: What the hell?! A green-haired man having sex with my wife?! That son of a bitch!

(Y/N) and Izuku look at each other with smiles on their face. 

(Y/N): Are you... cucking Endeavor right now? 

Izuku: I may have cucked him for at least four months by now, but hasn't figured it out that it's me. 

(Y/N): I'm usually against cuckoldry, but if the girlfriend is bored or very willing, then you have the right to. In this case, that's a fat pass for you. 

(Y/N) and Izuku high fives. 

Izuku: Damn straight. The poor woman was sexually frustrated and was desperate. I was the remedy and the cure. Being with her thought me many things about her. One, is that she wants a new husband. Two, she wants to bare another child. I guess you know who she wants to do it with. 

(Y/N): Okay. You don't have to rub it on my ego, fucking milf hunter. 

Izuku: Hey, you could fuck somebody else's mother someday. I could see potential in you. 

(Y/N): That means... I have a chance to fuck Mitsuki as well? 

Izuku looks at (Y/N) with suprise. 

Izuku: ...I'd like to see you try. If it happens, who knows if a double date will present itself for us? That's if you end up snatching Mitsuki, of course. 

Endeavor: Are you boys done talking yet? 

Suddenly, Izuku and (Y/N) punch Endeavor in the chin. Knocking him out with one big WALLOP before burying his head into the ceiling. 

Izuku: ... 

(Y/N): ... 

(Y/N): Well, that's one way of taking him down. I guess... 

Izuku: Yeah... How about we go to the rooftop to launch him there?

(Y/N): Hell yes! Come on, let's go! 

<Rooftop> 

Endeavor: Uhh... Where am I? 

Endeavor gets slapped in the face by a dragon dildo. 

Endeavor: OW! 

Izuku: Wake up, dickhead. Look at me and my good friend in the eyes. 

Endeavor looks up to see Izuku with the dildo and (Y/N) sitting down, looking at him.

Izuku: Listen up, Endeawhore. I'm the one who's been fucking your wife ever since I entered UA. I hate to see her cry because her husband is nothing but a huge bitch to her. My friend behind me? She's been fucking your daughter the same time I fucked your wife. 

(Y/N) looks at Izuku surprised. Izuku looks at him and winks at him twice, signalling him to play along. 

Endeavor desperately shook the chains that bound him on a metal chair. He was glaring at (Y/N) and Izuku with the intent to kill. It would've been scary if he had his quirk actiavted. 

Endeavor: Wait, why isn't my quirk working?! 

Izuku pulls out an empty syringe in his pocket and throws it at Endeavor's feet. 

Izuku: I removed your precious little quirk of yours. Now you can't do anything to be #1. 

Endeavor stares at the syringe lifelessly as his hope of being #1 crumbled before him. 

Izuku: Besides, you don't have to try anymore... 

On cue, you throw All Might's decapitated head onto Endeavor's feet. His eyes filled with fear and panic as he looks at the distraught head. 

Endeavor: Impossible! This is some random homeless man you found on the streets! 

(Y/N): Really, Endeavor? Then why is the crime rate going up this very moment? 

(Y/N) pulls up a video that talks about the boost of crime rate going up in the city when All Might was declared missing. Endeavor looks at his feet and looks back at (Y/N). 

Endeavor: No! Please! Just take everything and go! I'll do whatever you want! Money! Fame! My family! I'll even confess my crimes! Please, spare me, please! 

(Y/N) and Izuku looked at each other and looked back at Endeavor before shaking their heads.

Izuku: Oh, no. Begging is not enough. Your death will be suffice. 

Izuku walks up to Endeavor and picks up the chair. 

Endeavor: W-What're going to do with me?! 

Izuku: Simple. I'm throwing you to outer space. 

Endeavor: NO! Please don't do- 

Izuku: Y E E T!!!

Izuku launches Endeavor into space, not knowing that there are several C4 charges and fireworks strapped to his chair. 

(Y/N): You wanna do the thing now? 

Izuku: *nods* Yeah! 

3... 

2... 

1... 

Izuku and (Y/N) high fived each other while (Y/N) presses the C4 detonator with his free hand. A small speck of light blotched the night sky and fireworks started going off left and right saying how Endeavor is gay and bad and how All  Might is dead. 

Izuku: Haha! That was fun! 

(Y/N): Yeah, it was... Wait, about the Fuyumi thing... 

Izuku: It's your choice to do it or not. I don't mind. 

(Y/N): I'll think about it. Well, it's been a fun ride with you. I hope we meet again. 

Izuku: Yeah, when the time comes. I will invite you to my house for some 8ball. 

(Y/N): If you can free Japan from heroes and villains that is, then yes, maybe you can invite me. 

Izuku: Of course, (Y/N). I'll free Japan just for that. Hey, maybe if you get Mitsuki, we can do a double date. 

(Y/N): Will do, Izuku. 'Till we meet again. 

(Y/N) jumps off the rooftop and down into the garden. Izuku watches him as he exits the prefecture. 

Izuku: We were at the same age, same ideas, same ideologies. A trusted ally. One day, I'll ask for his assistance again when the time comes? 

Izuku jumps down to the entrance of the Todoroki household. 

Izuku: Anyways, it's time to fuck my beloved Rei. I hope that the good news will make her happy in the slightest. 

--End-- 

Death #3 (Suggested by NSTOV02): Death by Icicle

(Y/N): Todoroki... make me a huge, spiky Icicle. 

Todoroki forms a big icicle in front of him. 

(Y/N): Nice. Now die, burning trashcan. 

(Y/N) Slams Endeavor into the huge icicle. The impact penetrated his lightless hole and came out of his mouth. Choking on the icicle before dying. 

Todoroki: That was easy. 

(Y/N): Hey, it was a simple request. I liked that one because I DON"T HAVE TO PLAN AN ELABORATE SCHEME! 

--End--