I can't believe it! Last spoof of the book! For the idea of this book I credit it to Brambleclaw4Ever ! Also, for the spoof idea.
~Night
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Brambleclaw: *tells everyone except Jayfeather that there is a battle coming*

Dustpelt: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!

Firestar: Wut?

Dustpelt: There is a battle coming in like... 1 minute!

Brambleclaw: Jayfeather! Go gather AAAAAALLLLLLLLLL of the herbs you can find. I'll holler for you later.

Jayfeather: *nods* *dashes out*

FROM SUNRISE TO SUNSET . . .

Jayfeather: *panting* Is anyone hurt?!?

Brambleclaw: *lounging on a hammock with coconut juice that has a lemon and a straw* There was no 'battle'

Jayfeather: *kicks Brambleclaw out of this book*

Brambleclaw: NNNNUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT MY COCONUT JUICE!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

Jayfeather: *sips coconut juice* Ahh... No more pranks for da rest of my life...

Night: *whispers something*

Jayfeather: *spews out coconut juice* What?!? I- I- I have to be tortured in 50 Ways To Annoy A Cat!? NNNNNNNNUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!

Cloudtail: YYYYYAAAAAYYYYY!!!! MMMMMEEEEEHHHHH TTTTTUUUURRRRNNN!!!!

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Cya there!
~Nigt