Squirrelflight: Now kits, the Academic School show is now on! Who's school do you want to go to? Jay's Academic? Pinestar's Pine? Bluestar's Blueness? Or Firestar's FireBlazed Academic?

Random Kit #1: Firestar's FireBlazed Academic!

Random Kit #2: Pinestar's Pine!

Random Kit #3: Bluestar's Blueness!

Squirrelflight: What about Jay's Academic?

Random Kit #2: He's dead.

Jayfeather: Hello there kits! At Jay's Academics, we teach you how to become a warrior through... Mountain Climbing!

All Kits: Ooooh...

Jayfeather: Eating Challenges!

All Kits: Wow!

Jayfeather: And... How to... Fight Warriors!

All Kits: I wanna go to Jay's Academic!

*screen flickers*

Brambleclaw: Hey there young ones.

Kits: Eek!

Brambleclaw: What you have learned about Jay's Academic is false. He cannot see, and yet, can he help you climb a mountain?

Jayfeather: He's lying! He's hacked into my system!

*screen flickers again*

Brambleclaw: Eating? Seriously? You already have Eating Challenges.

Kits: He has a point...

*screen flickers*

Jayfeather: No! He is lying!

*screen flickers*

Brambleclaw: Fighting. Pht. He never even had any fighting training... Except from Leafpool...

Kits: O.O Keep going...

Brambleclaw: Which is why I introduce you to- Bramble's Academics! Mountain Climbing! Eating Challenges! How to fight warriors!

Jayfeather: -_- That's what I had...

Kits: Bramble's Academics!

Jayfeather: *drags Brambleclaw to his den* *kicks Brambleclaw out of his den* *adds to camera* And, you'll also learn how to kick Brambleclaw like a pro!