Brambleclaw: Send me to McDonalds! Squire!

Jayfeather: No.

Brambleclaw: You're right. Send me to Arby's! Squire!

Jayfeather: *facepaw*

Brambleclaw: >D Send me now or I'll shoot lasers out of my eyes *lasers wood nearby*

Jayfeather: Okay . . . *carries Brambleclaw to Arby's* *sets him down*

Brambleclaw: Go fetch me a drink!

Jayfeather: *dashes off and fetches some champagne* *pours it into his cup*

Brambleclaw: *sips it* It tastes disgusting!

Jayfeather: Here, the taste might get stronger if I pour some more! *licks the top of the bottle* *pours more champagne*

Brambleclaw: Ahhh... That's better. Now get me a Big Alaskan Mouse Sandwich! Squire!

10 SECONDS LATER . . .

Jayfeather: Here King Bramble

Brambleclaw: No! I am, la King Bramble who shall kill you if you don't say that right!

Jayfeather: *takes sandwich and tries again* Here, la King Bramble who shall kill you if you don't say that right!

Brambleclaw: #%*# you.

Jayfeather: *kicks Brambleclaw out of his disguised den of Arby's* la King Bramble! Toot-a-too!