Leafpool: Welcome! To this year's... What's a year? Anyways, ThunderClan OLYMPICS!!!!

ThunderClan: *cheer*

RiverClan: *cheer*

WindClan: *cheer*

ShadowClan: *boo*

Cloudtail: WAFFLEZ COOKIEZ WAFFLEZ COOKIEZ

Leafpool: Our contestants are... Firestar! Jayfeather! And... Brambleclaw!

ThunderClan: How'd he get here?

Leafpool: *fumbling through official papers* *throws it behind her back* The first event is... the race around the lake!

*Firestar, Jayfeather, and Brambleclaw line up*

Leafpool: On your claws, get set... Mouse!

*cats run* *audience screams*

Brambleclaw: *pants* EAT MY DUST!

Firestar: *pants even more* FIRE WILL SAVE DA CLAN!

Jayfeather: *cries* I CAN'T SEE!

Brambleclaw: 💡>:3 *holds out his foot, and thumbs up because cats totally have thumbs*

Jayfeather: *trips and falls* *oomph* >o BRAMBLECLAW!

Leafpool: *from a caticopter* Brambleclaw is now eliminated to to rules and regulations. Bye bye! :D

Jayfeather & Firestar: Yay!

Firestar: MUST BEAT A BLIND CAT . . . *pants*

Jayfeather: *is raged* ARE YOU CALLING ME BLIND DONALD TRAMP?!?

Firestar: *is now raged too* WHY'D YOU CALL ME DONALD TRAMP, HUH? LICKERS!

Leafpool: I am totally not uploading to CatTube! *snickers*

Jayfeather & Firestar: *halt* What?

Jayfeather: Tackle him?

Firestar: Let's go.

Brambleclaw: Yeah.

Jayfeather: Where's you come fro-

Brambleclaw: GOOOOO!!!!

*Firestar tackles Leafpool*

Leafpool: Firestar is now eliminated.

*Brambleclaw tries to tackle Jayfeather who is somewhere . . .

*Jayfeather has escaped and is running toward the finish line*

*Graystripe is munching on waffles and cookies*

Brambleclaw & Firestar: Nooooo . . .

Jayfeather: *crosses finish line*

ThunderClan: O.O

*no noise is made*

All Clans: Yay! :)

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That ending, was too clique.