Brambleclaw: Okie dokie kits! Go ask Jayfeather if you want to become his apprentice!

Kits: *don't move*

Brambleclaw: *in sweet tone* I'll give you Micky Mouse to eat!

Kits: Yay! *all storm up to Jayfeather*

Random Kit #1: May I plez be your apprentise?

Jayfeather: Nién. Scam.

Random Kit #2: Nine of us? Hooray!

Jayfeather: Nién. Scam.

Random Kit #3: Nién?

Jayfeather: *sighs* Did Brambleclaw send you?

Random Kit #1: I don't phink I'm suppoced to thell...

Jayfeather: Why am I not surprised? -_-

Brambleclaw: *walks in* Sooooo..... Who's Jayfeather's lucky apprentice?

Random Kit #4: We want to eat Micky Mouse!

Random Kit #3: Yeah!

Jayfeather: Go squabble somewhere else. *kicks everyone and Brambleclaw out of his den*

Millie: What The StarClan... Whaddidyado?

Jayfeather: What do you think I did?