This is kinda two spoofs in one, so enjoy!

Brambleclaw: *gets idea* *walks over and grabs a mouse* *stuffs with mousebile* >:3 *walks over to Jayfeather's den* Hey Feather of the Jay!

Jayfeather: Go away.

Brambleclaw: I feel really sorry for doing all those pranks to you, soooo... *holds out mousebile stuffed mouse* here

Jayfeather: Thanks. Go away.

Brambleclaw: I hunted it just for you! I want to see you eat it!

Jayfeather: *suspicious* *sniffs mouse* *detects mousebile* There's mousebile. I won't eat it.

Brambleclaw: *pretending to look hurt* Well, if you won't accept my apology I guess... *shoves mouse down Jayfeather's  throat*

Jayfeather: *pukes it up all over Brambleclaw* *looks at him* Nobody ever has been this messy with puke all over them, so I have to give them the special treatment. >:3

Brambleclaw: Uh- oh...

Jayfeather: Let me check, hold on. Chainsaw? Check. Ax? Check. Minecraft Sword? Check. *forces Brambleclaw to lie down*

Brambleclaw: *whimpers*

Jayfeather: *starts chinking all tools at at Brambleclaw* *realizes they are made of styrofoam*

StarClan: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Brambleclaw: Few!

Jayfeather: StarClan, why is this the only way? *kicks Brambleclaw out of den*

StarClan: For our entertainment