35. StarClan

Brambleclaw: *is in Jayfeather's den* hey Jayfeayher, can I tell you something?

Jayfeather: no

Brambleclaw: well, I had a dream last night telling me that StarClan was abandoning us, sooooooo...*trails off*

Jayfeather: WHAT

Brambleclaw: what? It's not like StarClan was ever real, it was just an ol' kit's story to keep them in the nursery. Actually, it's a good thing since we don't have to keep up with the nuisance of it.*rolls eyes*

Jayfeather: *kicks Brambleclaw out of his den*