9. Catmint

Brambleclaw: *casually strolls into Jayfeather's den (no I am pretty sure this is the right book)*

Jayfeather: NOPE

Brambleclaw: wait- *sniffs the air* OMGOMGOMGOMG CATMINT

Jayfeather: no, WAIT YOU-

Brambleclaw: *NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*

3 Hours Later

Brambelclaw: *NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM* *burp* Ah, now that was refreshing

Jayfeather: .0. Dude.

Brambelclaw: NYANLAND *speeds outside and somehow hovers* WAFFLESTAR COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE. *burns down tree* I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE *eats tree*

Firestar: *is meanwhile blocking entrance of his den*

Brambleclaw: *turns head 180 degrees* I SEE YOU.

Firestar: brambleclaw, I know you are just playing

Brambleclaw: WANNA GO TO NYANLAND WHERE THEY HAVE PIES FILLED WITH WAFFLES AND STUFF LIKE THAT. YOU WOULD LIKE THAT WOULDNT YOU WAFFLESTAR?

Firestar: *steaming* no, I-

Brambleclaw: *grabs Firestar's paw* COME WITH ME YOU WILL LOVE IT

Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *explodes*

Ashfur: *looks to sky* oooo a firework