A/N NOOOOOO GGUUUYYYYSSSSSSS ONLYYYYYY TWWWOOOO MOORERRRREEE SPPOOOOOFFFFFSSSS!!! I'm so sad right now ;-;

Brambleclaw: *pads out of his den* *looks at the fresh-kill pile*

Firestar: *walks over*

Brambleclaw: Firestar im hungry!!

Firestar: yea, deal with it son

Brambleclaw: but look at me! I'm as skinny as a stick! *pulls his flabby skin and it ripples around his body* you are SOOO fat

Firestar: *hasn't eaten for 3 days and ribs are sticking through his belly* 😑

Brambleclaw: imma go and eat lunch cat bye

Firestar: BRAMBLECLAW! You have already eaten 7 times today!!

Brambleclaw: .......and the point?

Firestar: *sighs* sooner or later you'll turn into Graystripe!

Graystripe: *weighs 100 pounds and is eating some pizza topped with chocolate and candy* hey.. guys.... *burps loudly*

Brambleclaw: nahhhh.. I'm fine *devours the whole fresh-kill pile*

Firestar: THERE GOES THE FOOD. *sighs* now go and hunt

Brambleclaw: no can do, gotta go shopping with Squirrelflight *speeds off*

Firestar: BUT NOOO!!