34. Borders

Brambleclaw: *pads out of his den* hey firestar, imma go on a border patrol, so seeya

Firestar: WAIT! I must go with you to make sure you behave.

Brambleclaw: *heads into forest*

ON THE PATROL

Brambleclaw: *smells a ShadowClan patrol nearby* I smell a ShadowClan patrol nearby

Firestar: Brambleclaw, whatever you do-

Brambleclaw: hey Tawnypelt! I haven't seen you in forever! *pads across the border carelessly*

Firestar: *facepaw*

Tawnypelt: ...oh... Hi, I guess Brambleclaw...

*awkward silence*

Brambleclaw: well, we gotta go now.

Tawnypelt: yea..

*awkward silence*

Tawnypelt: *pads off*

Firestar: *lets out an exasperated sigh* BRAMBLECLAW what were you THINKING?!

Brambleclaw: I was THINKING about that time I pushed you off a cliff *sees a mouse far into ShadowClan territory*

Firestar: no Brambleclaw, come across the border...

Brambleclaw: *chases the mouse*

Firestar: NO!! Come back here this moment.

Brambleclaw: *catches mouse*

Firestar: okay.. Now come back here now

Brambleclaw: one moment *holds up paw* *starts eating mouse*

Firestar: OMSC BRAMBLECLAW DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO A WORD I SAY?!?

Brambleclaw: not really

Firestar: *dies*