A/N I just updated wattpad so I can now add media XD I use an iPod touch. sorry I havnt been writing I have been pretty busy with school & stufff

16. Gatherings

Brambleclaw: *pads around camp* *flops uselessly onto ground*

Firestar: *leaps onto highrock* GATHERING TIME! Birchfall, Ashfur, Bluestar nyan cat, blah blah blah and not Brambleclaw will come to the gathering tonight

Brambleclaw: WHAT?! YOU WILL NOT BRING YOUR DEPUTY TO THE GATHERING?! * flops around on the ground like a fish*

Squirrelflight: if he isn't coming then I'm not either *crosses paws*

Firestar: ugh fine

Squirrelflight: so Brambleclaw can come?

Firestar: no

Brambleclaw: IF I DONT COME YOU DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN *glances creepily at Bluestar nyan cat*

Firestar: *vvvveeerrrryyyy lllloooooonnnngggggg ssssiiiiiigggghhhhh* fine.

AT THE GATHERING

Firestar: *nods to Blackstar* would you like to begin?

Blackstar: I hate life *nods to Leopardstar*

Leopardstar: prey-stealers! The lake is mine!! *evil laugh*

Firestar: *steps foward* prey is running well-

Brambleclaw: *cough cough* I would like to put a statement.

*crickets*

Brambleclaw: Firestar was sorta maybe kind of a bit.. uh*cough cough* kittypet.

Blackstar: LOL since when were you a kittypet Firestar

Onestar: yea, a kittypet

Firestar: oh yea *chuckles* ... that *lasers shoot out of his eyes and incinerates a nearby tree*