People that "baby" or "baby-talk" Creepypastas like Sally, Lost-Silver, etc.

Don't do that shit in front of him. Sally is a big, smart girl, Lost Silver is a whole teenager, and all of them are a Creepypasta just as much as he is. He treats them with respect and talks to them like the fellow killer they are.

Wanna piss EJ off? Go up to Sally with "SALLY MY CUTE LITTLE INNOCENT BEAN, I LOVE CHUUU!! WANNA HAVE A TEA PARTY CUTIE-PIE??"

He only accepts this crap from SplendorMan.