Hello everyone!

Here is my book of 50 Ways to...

Each chapter is a different catergory

50 Ways to Annoy People at a Store

1. Ask the worker what time they get off work and ask why.

2. Ask a worker for some tampons and ask their opinion in which is best. (works best on guys)

3. Ask for help to find a cat pregnancy test, and demand that they show you where it is and you won't leave until you have it. (don't accept a normal pregnancy test)

4. Knock everything down in one isle on purpose.

5. Ask a worker for some help and when he looks at you, you must scream every time in their face.

6. Start to brag about your summer job and how it has a good pay.

7. Go to a certain store and ask to get directions to another store.

8. Tell a fellow customer that a worker is staring at her butt (works best on guys, and some girls xD)

9. Grab over 15 random things in your shopping cart and go to the register, and claim you don't have enough money for it all and just leave all the items and leave.

10. Grab over items that exceed the limit, like grab 20 things and try to pay, and when you're told that there are too many things, try to sort out what you need but take forever and yell at the worker when they make a suggestion. (This will annoy fellow customers in line and the worker)

11. Request the manager for a worker looking at you the wrong way.

12. Ask the worker for some help, and when he offers you some help keep telling him he's wrong and doesn't know how to work with people.

13. Ride a bike in the store and purposely crash.

14. Ask customers why they think they're shopping here and why they should shop elsewhere.

15. Try on a bunch of clothes and ask a helper/worker to keep grabbing you different sizes.

16. Make a vine at the store and take selfies with the customers and workers (this actually pisses off the workers haha xD)

17. Sit down in the middle of the aisle and do not move no matter the cost.

18. Start crying really obnoxiously in line and refuse to tell the worker or customers what's wrong.

19. Keep walking through the doors (best if they're automatic) and claim you think you have superpowers to anyone who asks.

20. Grab a loud noise maker of some type (horn, clappers etc) and use it as you walk around the whole store.

21. Tell a worker that their butt looks large and in charge with those pants.

22. Go up to someone random in the store (doesn't matter who) and ask what year it is and if Zorgons have taken over yet.

23. Lay on the ground and inchworm across the whole store.

24. Act like a dog and pick things up in your mouth.

25. Follow a customer/worker until they get annoyed. Then keep following them.

26. Go to anyone in the store and tell them they owe you money.

27. Smile to the security cameras and talk to them as if there are little people inside them.

28. Everyone that walks in, tell them something weird (I picked my nose today, I like your weave)

29. Take a bunch of rocks/marbles with you into the store and drop them everywhere on purpose.

30. Ask a female worker if she's pregnant (May result in getting slapped)

31. Ask how much a lap dance costs to a worker.

32. Ask to borrow a worker/customers phone and if they say no, threaten to tell your mom.

33. Get McDonald's or taco bell and eat it in a shopping cart of theirs.

34. Talk in a British accent and fail miserably.

35. Mix up all the price tags.

36. Announce really loudly that the world is coming to an end.

37. Start wrestling in an aisle (best to do with a friend

38. Find an outlet for your phone charger and sir there just charging it. Do not move.

39. The workers there is a rat in te store.

40. Fake a seizure.

41. Ask people if they are ok eating rabbit meat.

42. Tell people that you're possessed and if they don't spin in a circle and jump up and down then they'll get possessed too.

43. Take someone's glasses and tell them you have the same vision. Walk off with their glasses.

44. Ride in a wheel chair and bump into peoples likes.

45. Stand too close to people.

46. Pretend your in a spy movie, so roll around and be a spy.

47. Pretend to pick your nose and wipe it on someone who was watching you.

48. Announce to the store you just married someone in the store (whoever is closest to you is fine)

49. (18 and below) pretend to be either drunk or high and slur your words and just act stupid on general.

50. Sing songs really badly or narrorate what someone near you is doing.

Not sure what I'll do next chapter.

After each entry, I'll put a random picture to the side of what I'm thinking about. Hope you enjoyed :D