HEYYYY

IT IS TIME FOR WHAT IF!?!?!?!? :DDD

I'll start, but you can comment your 'what if...' and I'll write it for you! :) and also Anne will continue with the imagines, so MANY REASONS TO COMMENT EHEHEHE :D :) 0-0

Rules:

- please no gay ships thank you

- no hate to what people might wonder, its her/his/its/Gollum's opinion!!

-no whinning okay!?

-lots of love is accepted!

OKAY LETS START!! :D

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What if... smoking was forbidden in Middle-Earth?

*Pippin and Merry sitting on a broken wall in Isengard*

Pippin: *inhales smoke* oohhh how lovely!

Merry: Pip, what do you have there?

Pip: nothing.... *coughs*

Merry: PIP,  HOLDING BACK YOUR PIPE WON'T HELP I SEE YOU'RE SMOKING!!! GIVE ME SOME TOO!!!

*both struggle*

Pippin: *holds it high in the air, as high as a Hobbit like him could reach* Okay... we take turns! Deal?

Merry: DEAL JUST GIMME SOME!! *accepts the pipe* *inhales and exhales*

*they take turns*

*Gandalf, Aragorn and the rest arrive on their horses*

Legolas: mellon nins... what are you doing?

Galfie: are you... smoking? I havent smoked for weeks!

Gimli: me neither!!!

Aragorn: I havent in months! ARWEN WON'T LET MEEEE!!

Theoden: We cannot give in my friends... eyes are everywhere..

Legolas: and it is also very disgusting! Toxicating and it makes your breath smell like an orc's BLEGH!

Pip: I er....

Merry: weeee are not sharing!

Galfie: IF I SAY SHARING YOU MUST THAN SHARING YOU WILL!!!! *jumps onto the wall*

*Aragorn and Gimli follow and with the 5 of them they sit there, smoking and Théoden finally gives in*

Legolas: ieeuwwww *snaps fingers in Z formation* you so stinky like an orc! *throws glitter into the air and vanishes*

Pippin: YOLOOOOOO!!!!!

Merry: *laughs*

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*Beginning of TH AUJ: Bilbo is sitting on his bench*

Bilbo: *inhales* *exhales with a trick so a huge circle of smoke 'floats' up *

Galfie: *approaches*

Bilbo: *looks up*

Galfie: You know that is forbidden, right?

Bilbo: errrrrrrr nooo it is just a prob!

Galfie: Noooo I taught you that! The trick with the finger, without burning it...

Bilbo: errrrrrr *starts whispering* Ian taught me!

Galfie: *whispers too* Martin I will give you one chance to stop, or you hand the pipe to me! *grins*

Bilbo: OHWW ERRRR

*few seconds later* *both laughing and smoking*

Bilbo: a dragon? Kill *chuckles* a dragon? *chuckles softly* yeah... right...

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*dwarves standing by the fire*

*lots of smoke fills the room*

Thorin: Far over..... the misty-hy mountains cooooooolddd....

*Several bangs on the front, round door*

M.E. police: OPEN UP! WE KNOW YOU ARE SMOKING!!! GET OUT NOW!!!

All: OHHH CRAPPP!! *start inhaling quickly to get the smoke away, looking like spastic whales with loads of sexiness* *throw the pipes into Bilbo's hands*

Bilbo: WHAT-?

M.E. police: *break through the door and rush inside, and see the dwarves whistling innocently* oh... HEY YOU HOBBIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Bilbo: I-I ... I can explain! Please!

M.E. Police: SAVE IT FOR THE CAVE- I MEAN THE STATION!!!

*they carry him away*

*one of the trolls coming through* What a load of rubbish!

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Sure there are lots of more moments with them smoking that I could rewrite but that is enough for now! ;D

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~Lots of love from us♥♡♥