Hey readers!!! :D

I am so totally very flippin' sorry I couldn't update lately but well... at home things aren't great.... I'm back in depression land and well my parents are very often arguing with my sister and hitting her and stuff which depresses me some more, and well this monday my testweek starts so -jeeeeeeeeeeej- everything is turining out *puts on sarcastic voice while almost crying* PERRRRRRFECT! *starts crying* Anyways, my only joy right now is Loki, my friends, Wattpad and on Wattpad mostly you guys! You make me happy with sweet comments, with votes and even just when you read these strange and crappy and un-Tolkien-worthy chapters('cept for Anne's!) and all the reads I have in total! So yeah I'm punishing myself for not updating so we're working on it! But I won't have much time sorry lads and lasses! Don't hurt this wee hobbit!

Today the next 'what if' is requested by TarwaRedwood :D <3 She actually had one and one was a joke, so here first comes her joke and in the next part the real one!!! :D

TarwaRedwood: Okay,  what if.... THEY WERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD?

Leggie: *gasps* NOOOOOOO

Aragorn: What do your elf eyes see?

Gimli: WAIT UP GUYS! *inhales sharply and groans* I hate all the running....

Leggie: THEY ARE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!!!

Fans: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOO!!!!! *start laughing*

Orlando: *flashes with the tablet in front of his face* THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD-ISENGARD!!! THE HOBBITS-THE HOBBITS- THE HOBBITS- TO ISENGARD! TO ISENGARD!

Female fans: *squeal and swoon*

Male fans: hahhahahahahahha wait what are the fangirls doing? Why do they faint and drool? WTFFFFFF

Female fans: WOOOOHOOWWWW ORLANDOOO!!! WOOP WOOP!!!

Anne: TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!!!

Sarah: UHUUUU YOU TOO AIDAN!

One of our friends: YOU TOO SMAUG!

TarwaRedwood: *runs to Dominic that is actually sleeping at home* *starts pulling off his shirt* *giggles maniaclly* SHIRT OFF EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Sarah: Okay let's stop there XD

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Next part is up soon! <3 The next chapters will also appear as soon as possible, mellon nins! <3

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~WatsonTheHobbit