In honour of my 14 month anniversary,

I, WatsonTheHobbit,

writer of the '50 Shades Of...' series,

will start a series of games,

entertaining for the readers,

a war for those who answer,

win prizes,

win my favour,

win my respect,

win the ultimate Crown in the end!

I will call these games 'The Ask-Games',

in which I start asking random things,

I will answer myself to warm up the candidates,

they will answer as well,

the one with the most random answer of each question will be getting one point,

who in the end has most points or stood out the most,

will win the title and Crown of 'Most Random Reader' !!!

How to compete:

1. Comment your answer including the number of the question.

2. Be random

3. Tell me how you think we should call the candidates. (optionary)

4. Be damn random

6. Tell no lies. DEAD MEN TELL NO LIES!

7. Just kidding about 6 though, do what ever you want but please don't hate... don't spam too much *drama queen wave and chuckle* Pleaseee I know I'm awesome! *Gollum coming through* GOLLUM GOLLUM!! *I gasp* THROW HIM IN THE DUNGEON!  *Anne comes through* HEY DON'T TALK TO MY PET LIKE THAT! PET? YESH MY PET!  *Gollum gasps*  GOLLUM NO STUPID PET GOLLUM GOLLUM! *randomly manages to speak out this whole sentence:* I AM DIVERGENT I CANNOT BE CONTROLLED! *runs away* *all readers looking at the screen like WHUUUTTT!?!?!*

8. Feel free to quote in your answers but keep it cool ehehehe UNLESS YOU ARE A FANGIRL THEN GO ALL THE WAY DARRRLING!

9. Now I have these questions from a long list and not all are made by me so some might be strange, just don't answer too graphic if it is like a... smutty question, okay? I WILL NOT ASK YOU TO WRITE SMUT DON'T WORRY!!

10. Relax just be random you don't have to do anything more than answer a random question okay?!

If you think this all is a lot of work, YOU are wrong! It is a lot of work for MEH because I need to make lots of questions and answer them and read ALL comments so yeah... feel free to comment as much as you can XD just kidding... really do it tho XD

I, WatsonTheHobbit, have spoken...

*walks away*

Anne; HEY WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER! Yes once again we're co-writers!

Meh: *Walks back in* THAT WAS JUST A  DRAMATIC EFFECT UGH!

Anne; I WANT THAT TOOOOO!!! *flips hair and cloak and leaves*

Meh: *walks away as well*

Gollum: Please continue reading! GOLLUM GOLLUM!

Gandalf: I will now be reading some stuff aloud that WatsonTheHobbit wants to share with you all: *PLEASE NOTE THAT: '50 Shades Of Grey' is owned by its writer, but '50 Shades Of..' series as in a book on Wattpad including a list with random stuff like 'YOLO' 'WTF' etc is INVENTED by me, OWNED by me, and don't copy this idea! If you do, I'll be very angry and ask you to change your book's name or even delete it. JUST PM ME IF YOU WANT TO START A SIMULAR BOOK BUT NOT THE EXACT SAME OKAY!?* Copyright © 2015

Alfrid:  SHUT UP POINTY HAT!!

Sherlock+John: ALFRID!

Mycroft: UGH SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!

Nico Di Angelo: *sighs and shadow-travels away*

Elsa: *lets it go*

Pinkie Pie: *parties around*

Katniss+Hawkeye+Merida+Kili+Legolas+Robin Hood: *have an archery competition*

Light(from Death Note): *kills a few villains but excluding Loki, because he's mine(in manner of speaking don't hate me bc of this XD) and Light won't kill my husband and King ehehehe XD*

Thranduil: *throws glitter into the air and twirls around with his fabulous outfit, hair and sexy elf body*

Thorin: *majesticly slays a few orcs*

Fili: *roars like a lion*

Kili: *hits the bullseye*

Legolas: *kisses Anne and wins everything because of that*

Hazel: *kisses Gus in the Anne Frank house*

All Dutch people: *gasp and set TFIOS books on fire until they apologize for not respecting our history*

Gus: *quickly apologizes and gives them all 'the Gus grin'*

All Dutch people: YA KNOW WHAT IT'S FINE! Just please go outside next time... thank youuu!

Johnny Depp: HIYA!

@Christalan_Shippers   (my third account shared with ma friend called Eva):  *SWOON*

Spidey: HEYYYYY MY SPIDER SENSES ARE TINGLING!!!!

All Marvel &Spidey fans: OOOHHHH YEAHHH

Tony Stark: *gets drunk*

Marvel fans: YOLOOOOO ehehehehhe

Sarah: Let's hold it right there and call it the end of this chapter! ;D

Anne: Yes, our randomness is getting out of hand again!

Sarah/meh: THANK YOU FOR READING!

Anne: PLEASE READ MORE AND COMMENT AND VOTE!

All characters that have been in this chapter: BYEEEEEE!!!!

~ Your Queens Of Randomness And Sadism!