Heyyy here is part 2!!!

5 – Browncoats

Firefly is without a doubt one of the greatest TV shows ever made. Perfect mix of characters, and imaginative setting and snappy writing. And it is well past time to let it go. If, from the debut of the pilot episode, you watched one episode per year you would’ve run out by now. As much as we all wanted it to continue, and some impressive efforts were made to bring it back, it’s simply not going to happen. Let it go.

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO USE LET IT GO HERE!!!! That´s all actually... I don´t really know the show, I have heard of it but never seen it so...

4. Shippers OKAY IF THEY ARE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING BAD NOW THEY´RE GONNA GET KILLED! TONIGHTTT!!! BY US SHIPPERS!!

If you don’t know the term then run. Run away now. Somehow these people can be more disturbing than the Slash writers. People who proudly use the term ‘Shipper’ or ‘Ships’ are referring to hypothetical fictional relationships they want to see play out. And when they latch onto one they will never, ever budge on the belief that these two fictional characters should be together. It may be a coupling that makes no sense – crossing boundaries of gender, sexuality and species.

The term became widespread in relationship to the growing Harry Potter fanbase online. They’d spend endless hours debating which characters should wind up with who. Ok, debate isn’t the right word – they would staunchly claim that Malfoy and Hermione would be perfect together and flat out refuse to acknowledge any logical argument against it. ! -NO NOT DRACO AND HERMIONE!!!!! IN THE NAME OF REBECCA ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS NO!- At this point it should be noted that most of the people doing this have got pubic hair – and when you have pubic hair you shouldn’t be discussing the romantic lives of children.

Okay okay, HOLD ON FOR A SEC! He just said we have pubic hair.... HOLD ON BITCH WTFFFFFF even young girls can ship! CHILDREN SHIP THEIR PARENTS RIGHT!??! DA BITCH SAYS KIDS HAVE PUBIC HAIR AND THAT THE PEOPLE WE SHIP ARE CHILDREN! OKAY HOLD MY COAT! *throws her coat to the group of readers* IT'S OOONNNNN!!! IM GONNA STAB DA BITCH UGH! I SHIP EFFIN' CLINTASHA BITCH THEY ARE DAMN MATURE!!! WTTTTFFFFFFFFFF ARAGORN AND ARWEN AREN´T CHILDREN! NEITHER ARE SHERLOCK AND MOLLY! OR ALL MY OTHER SHIPS!!!!!!! *gasps* I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED! DA BITCHHHH UGGGHHHH FEEL DA HATEEEEEEE

*Anne runs in* WOW CALM DOWNN!!! CALM DOWN!!! *reads what da bitch wrote* OMG DA BITCH!!! *joins the fight*

3. Whovians

To my fell0w Whovians, I’m afraid I have some bad news. Some of us are starting to put people off. When a group of fans are acting like such obsessive lunatics that people are less likely to try the show then we’ve gone astray. So let’s clear a few things up. TRUE I don't really know wether to start or not, because it all seems SUPER complicated and yeah... Next chapter is about Doctor Who!

You do not personally know Steven Moffat. It’s all but impossible to hold a conversation about Doctor Who this year (for those not in the loop we’re expecting some big secrets to be revealed) without predictions being made, often backed up with “people who know Moffat can see that coming”. You don’t know Moffat, and dropping his name just makes you sound snobbish. For most fans the closest we’re going to get to Moffat is reading his name on the screen. One thing people haven’t been able to grasp is that Moffat looks at the show as a big picture, everything tying in together. He doesn’t pull a Shyamalan. W.T.F...... I am not a fan and still am offended by this... YOU CAN OF COURSE GET A CERTAIN VIEW OF THINGS A DIRECTOR WOULD DO! YOU CAN SEE SOMEBODY'S STYLE OF MAKING A STORY BITCH!

Also, stop resisting change. Any change to the Doctor Who mythology, tone or character is met with furious anger and righteous indignation. Firstly, the show has been running for fifty years, if they didn’t mix things up every now and then you’d have grown bored a long time ago. Secondly…it’s Doctor Who! The lead character has changed his appearance and personality ten times so far and he’s had forty-seven different companions pass through the TARDIS. Well, all these 'changes' he names do make me wonder if I even want to start, I have ADHD so yeah... this looks like too much chaos for me... Mostly I can remember characters and accept changes and plottwists, but somethings are too much... sorry Whovians! Just wait untill next chapter and start commenting there what you think! :) THANK YOU!

2. Bronies or Pegasisters BITCH KNOW YA FANDOMS! UGH I am sort of in this fandom...

At first it almost seemed as though they were doing it ironically. My Little Pony was created during the 1980s as the definitive show made to appeal to the young girl demographic. When the show was rebooted in 2010 under the moniker My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic it attracted a cult following of older male fans.FOR YOUR INFO TEENAGERS AND THEY'RE NOT GAY! ALSO TEENAGE GIRLS LIKE IT! Before long it became clear that these fans were not being ironic or participating in a strange fad but sincere fans of a show. What drew the attention of the public was that this group of fans were so far removed from the intended demographic, something that they should feel emasculated by, but taking ownership of it. They even got a shout out from Stephen Colbert and started to become accepted. It could even be seen as a statement against gender stereotyping. Four thousand people attended the convention last year, most of them in costume.

Then they started with the porn.WAIT WHAT!?!?!?!? WTTFFFFFFF No, I’mnot going to look it up and provide pictorial evidence but it is out there. People have drawn pictures and written stories about their favourite characters doing it horsey style. Putting aside the fact that we are talking about cartoon animals who walk around nude and clearly don’t have genitals, you’re sexualising something that is intended for children. No, I don’t think having a rainbow mohawk makes a winged cartoon horse a lesbian, I think it makes her a winged cartoon horse with a rainbow mohawk. This kind of behaviour is making people uncomfortable.

We also have the Bronies who have mistaken this title with a personality trait. As the endlessly entertaining okcgoldmine tumblr demonstrates there is a surprising number of men who begin describing themselves with ‘I’m a Brony’ and then go to on to explain that wearing a fedora is their ‘trademark’ (obviously they haven’t discussed this matter among themselves, or they’d know that they all had the same trademark). I’ve never seen anyone posting that they’re a Trekkie or a Whovian – just Bronies. On second thought, since this is a dating site it might be best to get it out of the way early. Avoid the surprise.

 OKAY Let's start with the fact that if you want to know more about how the Bronies REALLY are, I recommend you to watch to documentary called 'Bronies' it is on Netflix(In Holland) and probably also on the internet! Next I want to say that I have watched it too, before I became a fan so I first saw the fandom then the series, and they're all soooo nice! I mean autistic people that wouldn't talk for days or wouldn't dare to be alone in cities can because of the series be more social and actually take a train to big cities alone! Also when others are in trouble, they help! A boy was very very sick and then all the bronies collected money on a BronyCon and they send like more than 300 emails saying 'I hope you get better' and stuff like that! They are very nice and creative! They make remixes that are awesome and they stand for what they believe in! LET THEM HAVE THEIR PORN IF THEY WANT TO! WE ALSO HAVE SMUT AND SLASH SO WHAT!?!

They also make drawings with like the pony version of Loki, John of Bilbo, name it! :D

I think Bronies are great and kind and also brave... For most bronies to say that they're a bronie or pegasister is as hard as coming out of the closet is for gay people! So therefore, don't judge! Thank you for your attention! :) <3

1. Star Wars Fanatics

Dear Star Wars Fans,

Please stop it.

Stop buying things associated with Star Wars, and stop defending the parts of the franchise that are crap. WTF GO KILL YOURSELF I LOVE STAR WARS IT'S GENIUS!!!

Do this so we can have good Star Wars back again. From a production standpoint there’s no point investing time and money into a quality product if you know that it’s going to move copies and you have an audience who, instead of complaining about the shoddy product, will make excuses on your behalf. Take a look at the video games put out with the Star Wars brand – buggy and broken, but put on the market regardless. When I gave Star Wars: The Force Unleashed a poor review I was met with abuse. I was told that the broken parts of the game shouldn’t bother me if I was ‘better at the game and could play around them’ and that it was excusable because you ‘get to use a lightsaber’.

It’s not just video games of course. The once celebrated merchandise that formed an integral part of the experience have become an exercise in money making. A plastic lightsaber with a bulb in it was being flogged for $90 when The Phantom Menace was released. These things are supposed to be aimed at children – there can’t be many with that kind of scratch. Recent cinematic offerings include a C-Grade animated feature starring a camp slug thing and a LEGO movie. Not to mention the tacky looking renditions of the original trilogy that were released on Blu-Ray.

They get away with this because you let them. Every time you spend money on a second rate Star Wars product you are telling them that this is OK. So stop it. And maybe the next movie will be worthy.

Seriously, this writer isn't even worth the effort, I mean he's only talking about the Merchandise, and because these are bad in his eyes, the whole fandom is the most annoying and fucked up in his eyes? BITCH PLEAAAASSEEE SHUT UP BEFORE I COME AND STAB YOU BETWEEN YOUR DAMN UGLY EYES!

UGGGGHHHHHHHH

Okay before I explode, let's move on, okay?!

Please comment what you agreed with, what not and wether you hate this guy as much as I do now! ;D

Thanks for reading!

BYEEE!!

~WatsonTheHobbit