Chapter 3
"Jubilee, I heard you shoplifted from the Quinte mall! Fantastic!" My mom says.
"Thank you Eclipse." I say.
"Oh please, call me mom." She says.
"Yes. Mom." I say. Wow she's in a good mood, for once!
"Now, I understand that your going to participate in the show 50 Days. Who made you? Officer Deb?" My mom asks.
"How do you know her?" I ask.
"We were best friends in high school." My mom says.
"Really?" I ask.
"Yeah." My mom says.
My mom, she's a robber, she's stollen money, cars, credit cards, everything. And she's gone to jail for it. In fact, she just got out of jail a week ago. She stole a van, and got into a car crash.
"So, about 50 days, what should be the one thing I should bring there." I ask.
"Duct tape." My mom says.
"Why?" I ask.
"To mark your territory. Unless you mark your territory, you have no territory." She says.
"Yes. Why didn't I think of that?" I ask.
"Because they don't tell you the real rules." She says.
"How do you know the real rules?" I ask.
"Because, I participated in it. In the first season." She says.
"You did." I say.
"Yes. Now I'll tell you later. Let's talk about the rules." My mom says.
"What are they?" I ask.
"Well, for one, you have to mark your territory. You know, like animals, I know I just said that but it's a really important rule." My mom says.
"You mean, I have to pee on the ground?" I ask.
"No, you have to use duct tape, pick a certain kind, purple, black, striped, or even Olaf duct tape for all I care." She says.
"Oh and what is the recommended amount of allies? Form your perspective?" I ask.
"At the start, about three, at the end, if you make it, probably around seven, maybe ten." My mom says.
"Okay, well, is there anymore important rules?" I ask.
"Yes, one more, get lots of people to like you, because it is recorded, and it will be on live television. You want sponsors." She says.
"So this is like some stupid form of the hunger games and survivor combined?" I ask.
"Yes. Exactly." My mom says.
After talking more about "the rules" for a few more minutes, I decide to go on my iPhone. It's a 5c, and it's hot pink.
My mom got it after the two of us shoplifted a local Best-Buy. That might of been the second funnest shoplifting experience of mine ever. The funnest one was this one, my most recent one. The one where me and Alicia shoplifted the Quinte Mall.
Beep beep beep
It's my iPhone. A text from Alicia.
A- Hey Jubilee, u ready for 50 days yet?
J- Ya hbu?
A- No, im really nervous.
J- Oh I forgot to mention, we have to "mark our territory."
A- How?
J- With duct tape.
A- What else did ur mom tell u?
J- That we need to have allies.
A- I can't wait....
J- Ya, me 2.....I just don't like the part about having allies.
A- Ya ik!
J- Omg! I gtg it's 12:00am! I wanna at least get a little sleep before 50 days starts...
A- Okay I'll c u tmrw Jubillee...
J- Ya bye.
A- Bye.
I plop into my bed and fall into a deep sleep....
So...since I haven't updated in a while I decided to make a longer chapter! And thanks to my readers and a special shoutout to @babycat11 for encouraging me to update!
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