November 5th of 2017

Happy 22nd birthday to my favorite NCAA player and most favorite Scorpio, Theo! Philus! Alphonso! Pinnsooonn!!

#🎤ThisDarkJewelOfMiiinne!!🎤
#🎤ImJustGonnaLetHimShine!!🎤
#💎🏆💎!!! #NeverStopDancing!! #Theopatra'sTheName!! 😂😂!! #TheNumber1StandardInDark
Excellence!! 😏😌!! #Melaniness!!

Here's a gif of Theo's supreme dancing! And then we got one of Theo crashing a dagum press conference!:

And Joel is givin' him words of encouragement on the left. He's sayin', "Werk it, $exy beautiful dark _$$. Shake it, don't break it, but break it down, yes sir! My beautiful dark jewel!"

Shifty, beady eyes, as my mom calls it. She calls him Leo though. 😂😂!! And she mixes him up with Tyler Ulis.

Close enough, I guess, as far as my favorites in their respective leagues goes. #ThankYouForComingBackTheo. 😌😌😌. #$eniorSzn.

Then we got a picture for you guys! I couldn't get the two gifs because they wouldn't play after I downloaded them, but oh well.

Trust me, you'll want to see the full 39 second video on Twitter. 😂😂!! And go to his, Joel's, and UNC Basketball's Instagrams for full access on the best dances!!
(@ tpinsonn @ joelberry2 @ unc_basketball)!! #Champs🏆🏆!!

Theoel lives on!!! 😆💎😆!!!

Oh yeah, speaking of... 😂😂😂!!! This man Joel broke his hand a couple weeks ago... Alll thanks to losing a game against Theo in NBA 2K... 😂😂!!.....

By punching the _ucking door. 😂😭😂😭😂!!!!! I swear to you.

I was like, laughing, "What the _uck." 😂😂!! "Of all things... a _ucking door?!" 😂😭!!

Welp, I guess an Aries gotta let out their anger somehow. 😂😂!! He'll be back in a coupl'a weeks, though, no sweat. UNC'll be fine. His son, Seventh Woods, and his boyfriend Mr. Theo-Philus-Alphonso-Pinson, will be able to take over the point guard duties!

#TheoAndJoelWillBeTheBest
BackcourtInTheWholeNCAA!!!

I love you Theooo!! I love you soooo much. Class clown _$$. 😂😂!! Keep doin' ya thang, bruh, and pleeeeaasse do some more dancing videos with ya dancing diva partner Joel, aight? Aight.

#MyFavoriteJewel. 💎😌💎.

(And happy 25th birthday to Odell Beckham Jr. today as well. 🔵🔴!!)