#FloydMayweatherVs.
ConorMcGregor

I figured I must do this, because literally everyone was tuning in to this fight. And it was annoying as _uck seeing it everywhere on Instagram. "Who you got?", "Who ya got?", "I got Floyd knockin' him out", "McGregor about to beat his old _$$", "I'm betting ALL my money on Mayweather", yada-yada-YADA!!! _igga I ain't care $_it about it! Little interest👌!

I ain't watch it, because I didn't wanna watch it- I mean, hellooo-oooo? I don't watch this type of stuff, I'm still just waiting for basketball!- but I did want Floyd Mayweather to win.

He was 49-0 at the time, undefeated. If he won this fight, then he would be the first to reach 50 while undefeated.

And he's 40 years old- though he doesn't look it- while Conor McGregor is 29. And also, this game must've been such a big deal because it was his last. game, his retirement game.

Other than all that, I just wanted him to win because he's African-'Merican. 😂!! And I also already knew him. Who else was I supposed to pick??... Exactly.

I was curious to see how it all played out, so I went to the first past live Instagram video I could find, which was littlebando's. I watched part of it, skipping around, then went to the end to of course, see how it ended.

Umm, this confused cuteness. 😊!

The fight lasted 10 rounds, and no one even got knocked out! They called it a TKO, which stands for 'Technical Knock-Out'. (Overheard it by my dad around 30 minutes ago.) Meaning, the ref called the game before anything else could happen.

People said it looked like Conor was close to being knocked out, but it was long over. So guess who won?...

⬆This⬆ guy!! #50-0Baby!!

I say, 🎤"Do it-for th'-culture!"🎤

Joins an exclusive group of guys in the 1 Billion Dollar$ athelete collection. 😱😱!!

🎤💸"Monay monay monay
monay moon-naay! Duhn-dun-duhn-d'-duhn-d' MONAAY!!"💸🎤

🎤"Now we gon' be sain'
congratula-tiiioonnss! Wha-
oh-oh!"🎤

Ahhh, the lightheartedness of a Theoel moment. 😊😌😊!!

And Joel, whachu mean, 'Of course he messed it up!'?? $it down brother, and let Theo sho himself out to the world! Let him be him! Don't change him!

Don't make this into a Cars 2 remake! Appreciate your boyfriend for who he is! Embrace his differentness! Let him sho out!

Let him do whateva he wanna do. Let him dance wheneva he wanna dance. Let him interrupt whateva he wanna interrupt. *(Fading) Let him have fun wheneva he...

Champione!

And there y'all have it! Floyd Mayweather! Retired a champion and undefeated! Y'all have a good day!

😏😏😏.