Beautiful _$$ $_it right there!!!

This draft was a-maz-ing!!! Literally everything I could've asked for came in this draft!

Well, except for the fact and the very teensy-weensy-teeny-tiny cell of an irrelevant problematic situational scenario of chaos of microscopically important events that the Chicago Bulls traded their star player, Jimmy Butler.

And for who?

Minnesota Timberwolves younguns Kris Dunn and wait for it... Wait for iiiitt.......

Zach LaVine!!!!! They traded his _$$ just to get Jimmy?!?

The Timberwolves were supposed to make it to the playoffs with ZACH!!!

Their big 3 of Karl-Anthony Towns, Andrew Wiggins, and ZACH LAVINE were supposed to make it there together!!!

Andrew and Zach were supposed to spend ETERNITY together!!!!!

They had a life, a BROMAMTIC. LIFE, until the general manager butted up in it!!!!!

THEY BROKE UP AN NBA $HIP!!!!!!! THEY. BROKE. IT. UP.

AND I AM NOT OKAY!!!!!!!

Like, th' _ELL???

Siiiiiiigh. But deeeep breathes, Kayden. Deeeep breathes.

I am not okay. But I know I gotta get over it.

Why focus on the extremely wrong and humongous blog of a problem predicaments of this cruel and unworldly world and life that we don't deserve......

When we can instead focus on the sheer greatness of the NBA Draft!!!!!!! 😆😆😆!!!!!

ON TO BETTER THINGS!!! 😁😁!!

The Philadelphia 76ers had the 1st pick in the draft, and used on then determined #1 pick, Markelle Fultz:

The LA Lakers had the 2nd pick, and thank Heavens they selected Lonzo Ball with it:

Lavar is his very outspoken father. He's wanted Lonzo with the Lakers ever since he was born.

I mean, just look at this $_it, Syashia:

Yup. That's his actual personality and brash behavior. That's how he actually feels about his sons and Lonzo being drafted to the Lakers.

It was honestly arguably the highlight of the whole draft. It was _ella funny. 😂😂!!

But anyways. The Boston Celtics had the 3rd pick, of whom they selected Jayson Tatum with:

Isn't he just cute? Lookin' all daddyish n' $_it. Duke Forever, boi!

And now, the Phoenix $uns.

Basically scared my _$$ half to death. I didn't know if they were gonna select a guard or not. And that was literally my only concern about this draft, because,

I did not want them to draft another _amn guard of any type. All due to me not wanting them to trade my boy Eric Bledsoe, my 2nd favorite player on the $uns. Like, at all.

And luckily for me, they didn't!!! They selected a small forward in Josh Jackson!!! Yes✊!!!:

Adding him to the young core of Devin Booker, Marquese Chriss, and Tyler Ulis is about to be some serious _$$ money right here. 😄😏😌😄!!! #WeArePHX!!!

And the Sacramento Kings grabbed Kentucky guard De'Aaron Fox, who was already assumed to go at least top 5:

Yep! Those 5 were the top 5 in like, every mock draft. And let me tell you, they do lots of mock drafts. Like, multiple dozens.

The rest of the lottery picks went like this:

Left to right, Top to bottom: Johnathan Isaac (Orlando Magic), Lauri Markkanen (Timberwolves: Traded to Bulls), Frank Ntilikina (New York Knicks), Dennis Smith Jr. (Dallas Mavericks), Zach Collins (Kings: Traded to Portland Trail Blazers), Malik😄Monk (Charlotte Hornets), Luke Kennard (Detroit Pistons), Donovan Mitchell (Denver Nuggets: Traded to Utah Jazz), and Bam😄Adebayo (Miami Heat).

The rest of the 1st round was pretty good! I loved where a lot of the picks ended up!

My other favorites are listed below here, left to right, top to bottom:

Justin Jackson, 15th to Portland n' traded to Sacramento, who won the chip with #UNC!!!

Harry Giles, 20th to Portland n' traded to Sacramento as well, who came from Duuuukke!!! I'm saddened though. Him and his boyfriend Jayson are separated cross country now. 😞😞😞.

Terrance Ferguson!, 21st to the Oklahoma City Thunder, who played professionally in Australia for a year!!! #LowLife! 😁😄!!!

And Jarrett Allen, 22nd to the Brooklyn Nets. Karrington and I call him Afro! We wanted him to fall just one more pick, to go 23rd to the Toronto Raptors, but unfortunately, a _igga was just too good to fall that far. 😒😔😒.

You literally had one job. One. Job, Afro, and that was to be worse than you were. And you couldn't even do that! 😑😑.

#JustKiddiiiinng!! 😁😁!! We love you the way you are, Afro. 😊!!!

Besides, the pick they did get, OG Anunoby, is cute anyway. 😁😁!!

But yah. The first round came to a close after like three long painstaking hours.

2ND round time NOW, boi!

There was the very first selection of the 2nd round that went to the Hornets, but then got traded to the New Orleans Pelicans.

Guess who it was?........:

FRANK JACKSON!!! 😆😍😆!!! Syashia, just look at this cute little baby-face!!!!! Little bean! Can never do any wrong! 😌😌😌.

I was sooo stoked to see him with the cap on, about to get ready to play with Malik. Like, what?!?

But it would not matter at all later, because just guess who he was traded for.........:

The 40th pick, DWAYNE BACON!!!!! 😆😆😆!!!!! He is going to be our favorite rookie in the upcoming season!!!

Frankie-boy getting traded for Dwayne? Or whichever one it was? Could I really be the least bit mad???

Dwayne, or I just call him Bacon, will be playing with Malik??

Frank will be joining former Duke Blue Devil Quinn Cook?!?

Like, this was literally the best draft day trade I have ever seen in my whole two years of watching the NBA Draft!!!!! You literally can't beat that!!!

But other than them in the second round, these 8 are some of my other interests:

Left to right, Top to bottom: Davon😀Reed (32nd to Phoenix), Frank😊Mason III (34th to Sacramento), Ivan Rabb (35th to Orlando: Traded to Memphis Grizzlies), Semi Ojeleye (37th to Boston), Sindarius😉Thornwell (48th to Milwaukee Bucks: Traded to LA Clippers), Alec Peters (54th to Phoenix), Nigel Williams-Goss (55th to Utah), and Alpha Kaba (60th to Atlanta).

Davon and Alec are obviously interests because they are now on my favorite team with Josh... Even if Davon is a point guard. 😒😒😒. But I'll live with it.

Ivan Rabb is a guy I've known since last year, and I wanna look out for him. Same with Semi Ojeleye: He went to Duke before transferring someplace else, so yah! 😊!

Alpha Kaba, but I think I'ma just call him Alpha Omega (😏😏), was the very last pick, so I figure I've gotta see how he does!... Even if he is on a boring _$$ team like the Atlanta Hawks, where I won't be watching him a lot.

Nigel was the star player on the Gonzaga team that played against UNC in the national championship game. When they lost, the cameras went to him, where he was crouched down and crying vivid tears. 😔😔. I felt so bad for him!, so I've been looking out for him since then to wish him the best of luck!

And Sindarius, played for the South Carolina Gamecocks, which is where I live and where I wanna attend college. Carolina-bred, baby! 😈😊😈!! I will most definitely be looking out for him on the Clippers. 😄😄!!

And lastly, my strongest 2nd round interest belongs to Frank Mason III. And it's not because he's my favorite player to come from the 2nd round, because he's not. That $_it belongs to Frank and Dwayne equally. 😊😍😌!!!

It's because he is also a $ub-6 foot point guard, very similar to a guard that was also the 34th pick last year.....😌😌😌.

NBA scouts will never learn to respect these $ub-6 foot guards, or when to start drafting them earlier. I almost feel sorry for them. But they'll just keep proving everybody wrong.

And that's not the only reason Frank Mason's my strongest 2nd round interest. It's because, well, do you SEE this rookie line-up?!?!?:

De'Aaron, Justin, Harry, and Frank Mason III??? Do you know what they have in common?........

They are all former. BLUE-BLOOD. Players.

As in, 🔵Kentucky⚪, 💎UNC💎, 🔷Duke⚪, and 🔹Kansas🔻, blue-bloods. 😨😨😨😨!!!!

And I don't care WHAT anyone else says: The Sacramento Kings WON this draft. The Hornets obviously did very great, picking up the 1st round $teal and the 2nd round $teal. 😌😌😌.

And I'm obviously very excited about Phoenix and their picks!, but the Kings were the Kings of this draft. FOUR blue-bloods?? Four different blue-bloods??? _ellll YEAH I'ma watch them!!!

Now, I know I said that literally everything about this draft was perfect, but I realize there were just eight little veeerry teensy-weensy-teeny-tiny not-a-big-deal problems with this draft..........:

WHHHYYY the _ell did P.J. Dozier, Isaiah Hicks, Kris Jenkins, Nate Britt II, Kennedy Meeks, Matt Jones, Amile Jefferson, and ISAIAH BRISCOE GO UN-_UCKING-DRAFTED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What th' _ELL???

This was literally not o-_amn-kay!!! I need to see my boys play. I need to watch former USC Gamecock P.J. Dozier play. I like never ever got a really legit chance to watch my boy Briscoe play at Kentucky!!! I want to see my Dukies, Matt n' Amile, the Jarents!!, succeeding!! I need to watch Kennedy 'Teddy Bear' Meeks, Nate 'Addan Polston lookin' _$$' Britt, and Isaiah freaking Hicks, work!! I must watch Nate's adopted brother, a former Villanova Wildcat, Kris Jenkins, who hit the game winner against UNC in the 2016 national championship!!, do his $_it!! What. Is. LIFE?!?!?

.......... But then I see that they can get signed by teams as undrafted free-agents!! 😄😄!! So I learned and celebrated the fact that:

P.J. signed with the LA Lakers and will be right next to Sindarius!, Isaiah Hicks signed with the Clippers and will reunite with former UNC Tar Heel Brice Johnson (😆😆!!), Nate signed with the Hawks, Kris signed with the Washington Wizards (😆😆!!), Matt signed with the Houston Rockets which is his home-state!, Miley-Mile signed with the Minnesota Timberwolves (😆😆!!!), Isaiah Briscoe signed with the 76ers!!!, and the best signing?.........:

Kennedy signing with the TORONTO RAPTORS!!!!! 😆😆😆!!!!! Like, oh my Jesus!!! I literally crouched down onto the floor in sheer happiness. 😆😆😆!!!

He's playing for the 6ix!!! Fathom that!!!!!

So this draft was literally just perfect.

And the only real worst part about it was that it had to end. 😥😪😭😓😥!!!!!

Another draft has come and gone. But what goes around comes back around! 😆😄😆!!!

This draft is _ella deep. I SOOOO cannot wait for Summer League to begin!!!

But they killin' me right now.

The HORNETS, Pistons, Pacers, Knicks, Magic, and THUNDER won't be playing at all in Summer League.

I won't be able to see Luke, the very cute Frank Ntilikina, Malik Monk, T-FERG OR DWAYNE BACON PLAY AT ALL!!!!!!! 😫😩😫😩😫!!!!!

That's not FAIR!!!!!

I was sooo READY and STOKED to watch the last three play, but look what $_it the NBA is on.

_amn shame. 😑😑😑.

On TOP of that, my boy Tyler Ulis has been since been declared not able to play for the whole Summer League due to ankle surgery. They KILLIN' me!!! 😫😩😫!!!!!

But it'll be alright. I'm ready to watch all the rookies WORK!!!

A new season is just around the corner!!! 4 months!!!! What goes around comes back around!!!

#ThisIsWhyWePlay😌😌😌.