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TUESDAY 2:26 PM

Why did you reject my call?

Why wouldn't I?
Mamaya pala tini-trace mo na ako.

I won't do that.

Talaga ba, huh?

Yup.

So?
Why did you call?

Sasabihin mo lang sana...
Salamat, Shopee!

Bwisit ka talaga!!!
Deserve mo ang award ng pagiging scammer!
Scammer of the year!