Ame: for the record yes we are actually dating behind the scenes.

Germany: but what about Mexico?

Ame: oh he is crazy in the story and behind the scenes he's in the cage rn

Mexico: I WILL GET YOU TO LOVE ME UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA YOU I'M WILL!

Russia: *kicks the cage* SHUT UP YOU Сука!

Mexico: HISSSSSSS

Me: oh fuck me Dave apparently I hired Assholes

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