Today on the Middle-earth Calendar: (to be updated)

Video of the Day: Frodo and Sam Supercut

Quote of the Day: "That still only counts as one!" - Gimli

Word of the Day: histë, meaning 'dusk'.

Question of the Day: Arwen is an only child: true or false?

Answer to Yesterday's Question: The Bay of Belfalas

Today's Topic: Middle-earth Problems

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Ya know what? People in Middle-earth have problems too. They should be heard! :) I've made these ridiculous problems up! I hope they'll put a smile on your face. :)

Middle-earth Problem #1
When a weird little gremlin thing stalks you...
- Frodo

Middle-earth Problem #2
When the weird little gremlin thing likes your photo on Instagram from 53 weeks ago...
- Frodo

Middle-earth Problem #3
When the weird little gremlin thing is staring at you as you write this... O_O
- Frodo

Middle-earth Problem #4
When the weird little gremlin thing calls you "Precious".
- The Ring

Middle-earth Problem #5
When the weird little gremlin thing insults your chips.
- Sam

Middle-earth Problem #6
When they spoil a nice fish!
- Gollum (AKA the weird little gremlin thing)

Middle-earth Problem #7
When you help kill a Nazgûl but a girl gets all the credit.
- Merry

Middle-earth Problem #8
When you are mistaken for orcs.
- Merry

Middle-earth Problem #9
When you're treated like a kid no matter how old you are because you're so short.
- Pippin

Middle-earth Problem #10
Aragorn: Wait, if you're Gandalf, then how come you're white?
Legolas: Oh my Gondor, Aragorn! You can't just ask people why they're white.
- Aragorn

Middle-earth Problem #11
When Elrond takes three movies to reforge your darn sword.
- Aragorn

Middle-earth Problem #12
When she's really not that into you.
- Legolas

Middle-earth Problem #13
When you're mistaken for a girl.
- Legolas

Middle-earth Problem #14
When an elf goes underground where a dwarf dares not.
- Gimli

Middle-earth Problem #15
When you look like a gremlin in the 1997 version of The Hobbit.
- Thranduil

Middle-earth Problem #16
When no matter how many times you try to kill the same guy (ahem, FRODO), he still somehow survives.
- Sauron

Middle-earth Problem #17
When you have no eyelids.
- Sauron

Middle-earth Problem #18
When you take orders from a flaming lidless eye. I feel cheated. :(
- Orc #268

Middle-earth Problem #19
When you have to save some little dudes from a volcano.
- The Eagles

Middle-earth Problem #20
When you LITERALLY HAVE NO FACE.
- Bob and The Supreme Ruler of All Beings

Do you have any Middle-earth problems? :D