Today on the Middle-earth Calendar: Yr: 2942 - After the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo, Gandalf and Beorn finally arrive at Beorn's house.

Video of the Day: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Honest Trailer.

Quote of the Day: "To the Sea! to the Sea! The white gulls are crying!" - Legolas

Word of the Day: Naira (Quenya), meaning 'Heart of Flame' (the sun).

Question of the Day: Who do you think is my favourite Lord of the Rings character? :D

Answer to Yesterday's Question: Tom Bombadil.

Today's Topic: Bad Puns...

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Pippin: *drinking way too much alcohol in the pub*

Frodo: *sits down next to him* You need to stop drinking.

Pippin: NAAAAAAHHHHH MATE.

Frodo: Go home Pippin, you're drunk.

Merry: *waltzes over to their table* Hey Pippin! What's Gollum's favourite bird?

Pippin: I dunno. *gulps down drink*

Merry: A sméa-gull!

Pippin: *spits out drink* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Merry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pippin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Merry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Frodo: It's really not that funny...

Merry: Hey, how did Frodo destroy the boxing match?

Frodo: Please don't include me in this...

Merry: He wanted to destroy the ring!

Pippin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Merry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pippin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Merry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pippin: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Merry: Why?

Pippin: To rescue Gandalf from that tower!

Merry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pippin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Merry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pippin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Frodo: How many drinks have you guys had?

Merry: Waaaaaayyyyyyy too many! *dumps a cup of ale on Pippin's head*

Frodo: Okay, I've got one. What's the name of Saruman's wife?

Merry and Pippin: What?

Frodo: Sarugirl!

Merry and Pippin: *just stare, unamused*

Merry: Now that's just sad.

Frodo: Gee, thanks. -_-

Bilbo: *bangs on the table* KNOCK, KNOCK!

Merry: Who's there?

Bilbo: Hobbit.

Pippin: Hobbit who?

Bilbo: Hobbit you let me in?

Pippin: HAHAHAHA!

Merry: Now THAT'S entertainment!

Pippin: Haha! ENT-ertainment!

Merry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pippin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Merry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pippin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Merry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pippin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Merry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pippin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Merry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pippin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Frodo: You two need help.