(OSWALD)"This is..."

(FELI)"Ozzy, what?"

(OSWALD)"THE STORY OF A BOY"

(OSWALD)"WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD".

(OSWALD)"AND WHILE HE LOOKS SO SAD IN PHOTOGRAPHS I ABSOLUTELY LIKE HIM"

(OSWALD)"WHEN HE SMIIIIILLLLLEEEESSSSS"

(FELICIANO)"pfffff! yuo narrrrrddd! and i thot yuo didnt lik shoowing ur fayce??"

(OSWALD)"well it's cool if you're the one who gets to see it! Double wink!"

(OSWALD)"anyway, how is your mission going...? Scratches chin..."

(FELICIANO)"a tawllllll duckin towar. it succs, ozzy!! but haw are yu holdin up @ camp??"

(OSWALD)"Pretty okay, actually, grins! Everyone's holding up pretty well! Claps excitedly!!"

(FELICIANO)"and ower star couple???"

(OSWALD)"As oblivious as ever! Sighs... Anyway, hurry up! We miss you already! Well, scratches head, I believe I miss you the most! Puffs out chest!! So come home!! Pout!"

(FELICIANO)"pff! d'awww! cant say no to yu! ill bee howme lackiety spulat!... uh. liickittee spluit???"

(OSWALD)"Tilts head. Lickity split, my unmutated?"

(FELICIANO)"Yup! Ahnywayy, seee yu thin, yu sily flurt!"