Day 15: What Devil Fruit would I like if I can have one? (Must exist)

I would choose the either the Nagi-Nagi no Mi or the Ope-Ope no Mi. English names are Silence-Silence fruit and Surgery-Surgery fruit.

1. I would like to have Nagi-Nagi no Mi is because when I want to keep noise low to do something bad or Mum is yelling at you and your starting to get annoyed. Silence. How cool is that? When I am studying, silence.

2. Ope-Ope no Mi because I am lazy, I want to do pranks, I want to teleport to school. Cool?
I forgot my homework at home. Teleport. I'm late to class, teleport. Someone is annoying, cut their head and juggle it or even hit it with a baseball bat.

How about you?