Gaystripe bursts into the back of the stage, slamming his paws down on a nearby desk.

Gaystripe: WHO HAS MY COFFEE??

Stagehand: Shut up and get onstage. We'll get you coffee after!

Gaystripe: I NEED MY COFFEE RIGHT NOW

Stagehand: Sorry yo, you're not getting it. Now go teach some cats about what it means to be homoromantic

Gaystripe: MY COFFEE-!

The cat appears to be irritated as they stand up. They snap their cat-fingers at a nearby worker, who makes bright lights flash outside of the backstage, and with that, Gaystripe is shoved easily onstage. He growls at the cat who disappears within the shadows and they grin as he starts.

Gaystripe: I'm- fine. HI EVERYONE and welcome back to 30 Days of Pride with ME, your wonderfully talented, amazing, great, smart, funny, intelligent, cute, beautiful, and FANTASTICAL host, GAYSTRIPE!

The audience cheers very loudly for him, throwing their paws up as they toss popcorn around the area. Everyone seems to be pretty happy, all considered. A few cats in the back jump up and down.

Their pelts are decorated prettily, in the form of a gay flag, though it's a little different, and Gaystripe notices this and nods at them as if to approve. They scream louder.

Gaystripe: Today's day 27, I think. Which means this will be over really soon and I'm really sad about that!

The crowd cries suddenly, tears flowing from everyone's eyes at the event of it ending.

Gaystripe: All of you are such overreactors. We still have today, tomorrow, 29, and 30, and then it's over. But we have that time, so chill!

The audience huffs momentarily, appearing to cross their arms before remembering that it's not possible. Quickly they resolve themselves and then go back to cheering for Gaystripe. He smiles.

Gaystripe: Better. Anyways, tonight we'll be going over the identity homoromantic is!

Gaystripe: Do you know how sometimes you look at someone and go, 'oh cute', though you may not want to get 'involved' with them? That's kinda what this is- let me explain.

He grabs a pair of glasses and slips them on, shifting his position so that he's sitting on the edge of the stage, looking out at the audience. He then pulls out a book and begins to read.

Gaystripe: Basically, someone who is romantically attracted to a member of the same sex or gender is someone who is homoromantic. It's a simple concept though many get confused.

Random Cat #1: How can someone only be romantically attracted?

Gaystripe: That's exactly the question! Thanks, you random cat!

Random Cat #1: Why of course, glad to help *smiles*

Gaystripe: In essence, the thing about a romantic attraction is that it's not based around "having fun" with the other cat. It's more romantic compared to-

Stagehand: *yells from backstage* JUST SAY IT

Gaystripe: SORRY, god, I was trying to protect the young ones like the wonderful cat I am

Stagehand: The "young ones" are fine. You're a loser

Gaystripe: FINE. It's not sexual, it's romantic, and for some this is hard to understand. However, if you aren't experiencing this, and as long as you don't go around hating on those who do, then it's not something you really need to know.

Gaystripe: Obviously, it's good if you do. But if you don't, take a little bit of time to try and consider it again and if you don't get it, don't worry about it, as long as you're not rude of course!

Gaystripe: This term is often used by those who are asexual, because while they may not want to sexually involve themselves with someone else, they can still be romantically attracted!

The lights flicker brightly, signifying the end of the show.

Gaystripe: Oh cool! It's over! NOW, WHERE'S MY COFFEE?

A cup of coffee is chucked onstage and he quickly rushes over to it. With a quick motion, he guzzles the entire thing and throws the cup into the crowd. He then turns back to the crowd, grinning brightly.

Gaystripe: THAT JUST ABOUT CONCLUDES TODAY'S SECTION.

Audience: YAY!!

Gaystripe: THANKS FOR TUNING IN. BYE!!!!!

He soars into the crowd, screaming, and the entire group of cats begins to party.