Gaystripe: Whose read---

Audience: NO!!! BRING OUT TRANSPAW!!!

Transpaw fancats: TRANSPAW! TRANSPAW! TRANSPAW!

Gaystripe: Hold up! I gotta get the graphic going first! *Fumbles with the remote while the audience and fancats roar for the apprentice to walk onto the stage*

After a few minutes of struggling, one fancat gets tired of waiting for Gaystripe to finish and marches onto the stage. He is startled and tries to fight back, but she manages to take the remote and press the correct button, flashing the graphic across the stage. Cats instantly cherr and she throws the remote back to the gray tom.

Transpaw fancat: There. Now let Transpaw come out!

Gaystripe: R-right! But I gotta to the introduction before they come out!

Transpaw fancats: WHY?!?!

Gaystripe: It's called sticking to the plot!

Audience: HURRY UP THEN!!!!!

Gaystripe: Working on it! Get off the stage!

The tom shoves the fancat off the stage and she is caught by the rest of the fans. 

Gaystripe: Welcome back to the 14th of June! You know what that means! Pride month! Transgender Male Pride! 

Audience: WHOOO!!!!!!!

Gaystripe: I'd like to welcome our speical guest onto the stage, who has been with us for three days!

Audience: TRANSPAW!!!

Gaystripe: Yep! Let's all hear it!

Audience: TRANSPAW! TRANSPAW! TRANSPAW!

The curtain folds back and cats lean forward with wide eyes. Cameras are lifted to snap pictures and the Transpaw fancats are readying themselves to jump onto the stage and flood the apprentice. The graphic flickers from the powerpoint and the curtain is fully removed, revealing...

Nothing. 

No Transpaw.

Audience: ...

Gaystripe: TRANSPAW! *Still cheering and not seeing that the cat isn't anywhere to be seen*

Stagepaw: SIR!

Gaystripe: What is it?! I'm cheering!

Transpaw fancats: Where is Transpaw?!

Transpaw fancat #1: Did you kidnap him?!

Transpaw fancat #2: No! Someone find Transpaw!

Transpaw fancat #3: I WILL FIND TRANSPAW!!! WHO IS WITH ME?!

Audience and Transpaw fancats: ME!!!!!! ALL FOR TRANSPAW!!!!

Gaystripe: Stagepaw! What's wrong with you?! Where are they?!

Stagepaw: I-it's not my fault! Transpaw got caught late in traffic!

Gaystripe: Are those fancats that serious that they're blocking traffic?!

Stagepaw: You'd be surprised what they'll do...

Gaystripe: We need him now!

Transpaw: *runs onto the stage and all the fuss instantly dies* 

Audience: Transpaw!

Transpaw: Sorry! I got stuck in traffic talking with---

Gaystripe: Doesn't matter! All that matters is you're here right now!

Transpaw: Yeah, you're right!

Transpaw fancats: TRANSPAWWWWW WE THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNAPPEDDDDDD

Transpaw: I'm here, don't worry!

Transpaw fancats: *Breaks into massive anime waterfall tears*

Gaystripe: Ready?

Transpaw: Yep! Transgender male! This is when a male thinks they are or wants to be a female. There is nothing wrong with that, just like transgender female. 

Gaystripe: I'll ask this again, but is there any news concerning the transgender males?

Transpaw: Not now, but I'm sure somewhere, something is going on with them. I'm over here hoping and praying that they'll be okay and safe, the public is dangerous

Transpaw fancats: Yeah! We agree, Transpaw! Let me at them!

Transpaw: No! *Turns on the fans*

Audience: ?

Gaystripe: Huh? Transpaw?

Transpaw: If you get involved and attack any cat in here, you're only causing trouble! I know that you guys trampled over a group of cats and Aceface had to rush over here.

Transpaw fancats: ... We're sorry

Transpaw: It's alright, but this is a reason. We act on our own beliefs a little bit too rashly, and that only brings up problems. I want to live with everyone equally.

Gaystripe: Wow, Transpaw, didn't know you had the confidence to say that out loud

Transpaw: I'll speak up when I need to

Transpaw fancats: We're sorry, Transpaw!

Transpaw: I already said everything's fine

Gaystripe: Is that all?

Transpaw: I think so

Gaystripe: I'll break the news to them this time

Transpaw: Are you sure?

Audience glances at each other in confusion and the Transpaw fancats instantly figure out the news and start to cry.

Gaystripe: Today, sadly, is our last day with Transpaw

Audience: WHAT?!

Gaystripe: I'm sorry, but Transpaw can always be found in QueerClan!

Audience: I'M GOING TO QUEERCLAN!!!!!!!

Transpaw fancats: NOO!!!!! TRANSPAW! DON'T LEAVE US!!!!!

Transpaw: I'm sorry, it's been a blast these past three days, but I have to go home

Gaystripe: Besides, there are other cats that will make an appearance here - so don't worry about it!

Transpaw fancats: BUT TRANSPAWWW

Transpaw: I'll try to get pictures with everycat today and sign them

Gaystripe: Like before, snacks over there, dancing there... Pictures over there - and no running over anyone! Movies and popcorn are right there, I'll be here to answer any questions you have. Don't forget to buy our merchandise! 50% on all Transpaw's materials!

Cats split up once again to party and enjoy themselves. A line has been formed this time for pictures, no cat is at risk of getting injured anymore. The music is turned up on max volume for dancing and singing. Balloons rise to the air in celebration as the day ticks on, laughter and commotion filling everycat's ears as the party continues.