Day 1: Gay Pride


A curtain falls and reveals the photo above to a crowd of cats. They all stop talking and take a glance at the flag, gasping and wondering what is happening. Just then, a cat stumbled upon stage, pushing a massive box with him. Giving up, other cats rush over and help move the box. The audience pulls out their phones and take as many pictures as they can of the struggle.

Just then, the box lid pops open and confetti shoots out, drowning the cats in the rainbow glitter. The audience roars with excitement now.

All of it dies within .2 of a second when a certain cat tumbles out with rainbow glasses on.

Gaystripe: Hello everyone!

Audience: BOO!!! *Proceeds to throw anything they can at the poor cat*

Gaystripe: Watch it! Today's the first day of a special month! Pride month!

Random cat: June 1st! Even though the author is writing this on the 2nd!

Gaystripe: That doesn't matter! We're doing this now! Any cat have any guess as to what Day 1 is?

Audience: *Crickets*

Gaystripe: Come on! Any guesses???

Random cat: I need to use the restroom.

Gaystripe: To the left... Miss? Sir?

Random cat: Miss.

Gaystripe: There you go.

Random apprentice: I'm hungry.

Gaystripe: Popcorn's over there.

Random kit: I wanna go home.

Gaystripe: Nope! Day 1 is none other than gay pride!

Audience: WHOO!!!

Gaystripe: You heard that correctly! Each day of the month of June, there will be a new episode!

Audience: YAY!!!

Gaystripe: Special guests will arrive and we'll all have fun! Interviews, too!

Random cat #2: What kind of cats?

Gaystripe: Do you guys know what QueerClan is?

The audience nods.

Gaystripe: Guess what?!

Audience: Chicken butt!

Gaystripe: ...How old is that joke?

Audience: Who cares?!

Gaystripe: Hmph. Well, we're going to welcome each of those cats into this show!

Audience: Oooooh

Gaystripe: Please welcome Rainbowstar and Gayday from QueerClan!

Audience: Gaystripe and Gayday...?

The two cats walk on stage

Rainbowstar: Is this the right place?

Gayday: I think so.

Rainbowstar: What makes you say that?

Gayday: Well, there's a massive banner hanging over us about pride day and I think that's the infamous Gaystripe

Gaystripe: Hey! I'm not infamous!

Rainbowstar: Sweet! We did make it! Where's the food?!

Gayday: Over there! By the handsome tom!

Rainbowstar: Where?

Gayday: Hello, handsome! *Winks at the tom*

Rainbowstar: Hey! This isn't your time to flirt! It's my time! I'm your leader!

Gayday: Ignore him, won't you?

Gaystripe: I think that's all for QueerClan today...

Rainbowstar and Gayday continue to fight over the tom's affection

Random cat #2: Is there anyone else?

Gaystripe: DiscordClan might make an appearance!

Audience: DiscordClan?

Gaystripe: Yes! QW admins!

Audience: I wanna see them! Let's get them out here!

Gaystripe: Hold it! You'll have to wait for certain days!

Audience throws rocks.

Gaystripe: Stop! We're working on it!

The audience has gone mad and are now demanding for Gaystripe to show them the appearances.

Gaystripe: *Under the mess* WAIT!

Audience has stopped for a brief moment.

Random cat: What is it?

Gaystripe: We have a special interview today! None other than a QW Admin!

Audience: Who is it? Tell us, old cat!

Gaystripe: Let me pull it up! *Pulls up powerpoint*

Audience: Ooooh

The powerpoint reads: Jackal of QueerWarriors

Audience: Jackal!

Random cat: Yay!

Gaystripe: Here's the interview we did!

Question: When it was the 1st, did you celebrate or feel anything special since it was a day for gay pride?

Jackal: Lgbt Pride, yeah. But just gay, no.

Question: When it comes to the LGBT rights and problems in the real world, what is your opinion?

Jackal: Just treat us like people and not some disease. And also people should really educate themselves. And that includes in the LGBT community.

Question: Have you ever met someone who is the same sexuality as you?

Jackal: Yeah. I've met a good few people who identify as gay, I don't know what to say

Question: Are you proud living your life how you want to, sexuality wise?

Jackal: Yeah, I guess. I'm not sure what there is to be proud about...? But I'm glad that I'm alive, if that counts for anything

Question: Working with QW and the admins, do you feel safe around them?

Jackal: Definitely.

Question: Do you hope that one day, the world will come to accept people, no matter what type of sexuality they are, and no longer fight about it?

Jackal: Yeah. I just wanna hold hands with my future bf/husband in public and not get anxiety over if I'm gonna be stabbed in the back. I want that to change for myself and my friends and everyone.

Question: How has your experience been with QW so far?

Jackal: It's been positive. The team works well and is a great place to just be.

Gaystripe: There you have it! The amazing Jackal from QueerWarriors!

Audience: YEAH!!!

Gaystripe: And that concludes our first episode of 30 Days of Pride!

Audience: WHAT?!

Gaystripe: You gotta wait each day!

Audience: NO WAITING

Gaystripe: Happy pride month everyone!

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