What SHSL what will you be if you can?

I would be Super High School Level proficiency with a Split Personality Syndrome. Proficiency means when a person with high proficiency will look at a lamp and think of materials that are use in a lamp or how can it be used other than a lamp. That means smart and he/she's IQ is high. Will it not be cool? This proficiency can be useful in prison breaking, robbing banks and cheating on tests.