Aunties and Parodies!

Double update! Yay

Alya 's POV

"Truth or dare manik" I ask.
"Why truth or dare so early yaar. Anyway dare" manik says.

"I have an interesting dare for you manik." Arya says.

"Tell me. You know I never stay without completing a dare" manik says proudly.

"Okay manik. You have to wake up Nandini in a dangerous way" abhimanyu says.

"The thought of waking up Nandini itself is dangerous. But before I go to start this suicide mission I need to give a farewell speech. I thank all the people behind the mission kill manik cruelly. " manik preaches.

We all chuckle at his cute farewell speech.

He walks towards Nandini sleeping. Watching Nandini is like watching comedy nights with kapil.

He grabs two steel plates and goes near Nandini and bangs them together near her ears.

(This is not exactly what I meant. You must have figured. This isn't waking a person up, rather its killing)

"Bang".

Nandini jerks up and starts blabbering " sorry miss! I won't be late again. Please don't make me go for detention. This is the last time I will say it is my first time. I am so sorry. Please".

She suddenly opens her eyes listening to our laughs. She looks at his hand which contained a dangerous weapon called plates. It was dangerous enough to kill him. She stood up and glared at manik and snatches away the plates. She starts chasing him. The next minute both aren't in the room.

Who knew plates could be so dangerous.

"Manik has really changed" I exclaimed.

"Changed for the better" mukti says.

"I guess Nandini taught him how to smile after that bad day" aryaman says referring to harsh uncle's death.

Our conversation breaks as Nandini runs inside the room with manik chasing her with plates in his hand. I have no idea what the hell happened.

"I am tired" Nandini says and manik nods and says about the dare.

"What a lovely way to wake up" she sarcastically chirps.

Well lets just say she is the queen of sarcasm.

" I am hungry" cabir shouts and after freshening up we all go for breakfast.

Nandini's POV

"Woow. These taste fabulous. Who prepared this very gem of my life" I say making everyone chuckle.

"Our cook is very profession" nyonika mam says calling the cook.

"Nandini, this is the one who made the gem of your life aka our cook pandit trilok chaurasya".

His name is longer manik. Hehe.
Okay that was lame.

"The food was just amazing" I say lifting my hands up

"Ikr" grandma says.
( I know right)

Nyonika aunty laughs and indicates pandit to go.

"Manik beta I have absolutely fabulous news for you. Bunty aunty and gang is coming" nyonika aunty says. I really smell sarcasm.

Sarcasm isn't a smell. Why are my jokes standard so disgusting?
I look at manik and see him with a tensed expression.

After breakfast we all gather in the hall and I glare at every one for the prank.

They chuckle at my glare. Was my glare so weak.

"At least next time use your mosquito sized brains before thinking of such fantastic plans."I mock.

"I am doomed. How will I bare with bunty aunty and gang. Their daughters are also going to come"manik says dramatically.

I look at everyone clueless at his words.

"Bunty aunty and gang is defined as a group of middle aged women who perfectly adores manik. They portray their affection by the actions such as pinching cheeks, hugging him. Their offsprings who are particularly girls are keenly interested in manik and all the middle aged women compete in making manik marry their female offsprings. So technically manik is in a situation worser than a high level diarrhea" cabir says as if reading a science text book.

"Ewwww" I say hearing his last words.
Manik scowls at cabir and alya asks "now what?"
"No idea" cabir says.
"Get idea" mukti shouts.
"What?"Everyone asks.
"Why don't we introduce Nandini as Manik's girlfriend? Then their disturbance won't be as bad as before." Mukti exclaims.

"What an idea sir ji. Wait who" I asked confused or let's say shocked.
"You" everyone other than Manik says.

"No" I say In a monotonous voice.

"Yes" they shout.

Before I could decline I hear a lot of voice. No its called noise.
Incase you don't know noise is described as an unpleasant voice.

Now a series of unpleasant voices.
"Manik... manik"

Suddenly a stampede comes. No, a group of ladies followed by young group of ladies.

"Who let the dogs out" I whisper making all of them chuckle.
Manik looked like a kid who found out Santa aint real.

"Manik you look so handsome. You look like an apple. You look so edible. Manik we're staying for two whole days" the leader says who I assume to be bunty aunty said.

After some time, precisely two seconds manik whispers " is it two days yet".

I nod my head in a negative way.
For the next five minutes they started talking about manik as if he was a plate of sweets. Poor guy.

"Manik, who is this"? An unknown lady asks.

That creepy lady is creepy.

"This is Nandini Moorty, my girlfriend. She is from America" he says making them gape.

We find a perfect gap and rush into the room.

"What the hell was that "I ask with an exasperating sigh.

"Thats just the teaser for the trailer" ridhima says.

We suddenly hear the door banging. Obviously the freakishly terrible ladies or let me rephrase wild asses..

I look at Manik and sing
"Don't let them in
Don't let them see
Be the good boy
You always have to be
Conceal don't feel
Don't let them know"

"Well now they know" manik sings.

There was awkward silence.

"Lock the door
Lock the door
Can't hold it back any more.
Lock the door
Lock the doooor
Turn away and lock the door
fab four sings

"I don't care
What they are going to do.
Let the noise go on.
The noise never bothered us anyway" manik and I sing.

We are officially the best parody makers.

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