Dear Stranger,

Why so curious about the ramblings of a seemingly insane, mindless Scotsman?

Am I that interesting, that different from the cultural norm for American college students?

Is it that intriguing that I uphold my honor and the honor of those around me, during an age when folks my age toss their V-card and what's left of their honorable name out the window for a few minutes of pleasure?

In any case, a pleasure talking to you. Now, please, get outta my face. My beard is afraid of strangers.