Ooooh, many candidates unfortunately. Imma have to go with 7 Years by Lukas Graham.

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Okay I know a lot of you are probably thinking, "What?!? There's so many songs that are waaaay worse! What about Big Sean's "Ass" song? What about "Stupid Hoe," or everything Katy Perry has ever created? What about Juju on That Beat?"

Well pay attention: this isn't the worst song, it's my least favorite. Yes, I would rather listen to Big Sean say "ass" in varying tones of voice than this.

Maybe it's the singer's whiny-ness, maybe it's the pretentious, self-satisfied tone and the fact that a lot of people think that this song is actually profound and well written ("once I was seven years old"? Really? As opposed to skipping from six to eight? Wow. Brilliant). Seriously, look up the lyrics; they're stupid but think they're smart.

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Actually, it's honestly probably just the fact that they all look constipated when they play it live, like they're literally trying to force out a shit without crying.

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(Watch the drummer closely. It's actually hilarious)

Whatever. This song insults my dead ancestors and I hate it.