Five pet peeves:

1. I don't drive, I really hate it when people don't use their fricken turn signals.  The person driving always has to stop abruptly,  and that's lost me a few drinks and given me a face full of cheetos.

2. When people ask you to draw them.  (Artist pet peeve.)

3.  When people  one up to you and say "did you draw that?"  and when you say yes they say "how?"
I'm just like "FucKiNG MaGIc"

4.  Jerks.  Just jerks in general.

5.  When people start having a conversation with whe you are OBVIOUSLY listening to music and you OBVIOUSLY can't hear them.